Iran's President Pezeshkian states they are prepared to end the war if they receive guarantees | Crypto Craft

Iran's President Pezeshkian states they are prepared to end the war if they receive guarantees | Crypto Craft

Iran's President Pezeshkian states they are prepared to end the war if they receive guarantees

IRAN'S PRESIDENT PEZESHKIAN STATES THEY ARE PREPARED TO END THE WAR IF THEY RECEIVE GUARANTEES.
— zerohedge (@zerohedge) March 31, 2026

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Mar 31, 2026 11:47am

This guy doesn't hold any power by the way, has no control over this.

The Iranian system has two parallel power structures:

The President — handles government, economy, diplomacy, day-to-day administration
The Supreme Leader — controls the IRGC, judiciary, foreign policy direction, and has absolute veto over everything

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Mar 31, 2026 10:44pm

No, it has only one: The fruit cake Supreme Leader.

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Mar 31, 2026 11:42am

source trust me bro

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Mar 31, 2026 11:50am — Edited

I’m still amazed how the market reacts to a stupid tweet. It’s obvious these aren’t facts of anything. Facts are that Israel wants to decimate Iran, Israel controls trump and Hormuz is a weak point for all western world. We have to control Hormuz or, this war will happen again soon in the future.

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Trader#ED3D

Mar 31, 2026 3:35pm

fact is you sound very uneducated. Trump has been saying for decades that Iran is a problem and US presidents should have resolved this decades ago. He's always intended to deal with Iran, why do you think he gives two craps about peanut gallery's opinion on it. Hes known theyve been a problem for decades, Isreal also has known this too and has been trying to get the world to deal with it, you bird brains who think the maniacs in the Iranian regime are just going to let you live your peaceful western free lives without any interference on their part, are the only ones who have no clue whats going on. Facts!

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Mar 31, 2026 4:17pm

I sound very uneducated? Dude. You sound as dumb as they come. Yes, Trump is caught by the balls by mossad assets as Epstein. Any doubts on that ? He has been pushed to do something he promised he wouldn’t do. You have serious mental myopia.

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Mar 31, 2026 10:30pm

You're too stupid to come up with a real argument. What does Epstein has to do with the war. You're indeed a bird brain.

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Apr 1, 2026 2:57am

You just too ignorant, aren’t you ?!? You sound like every Joe that can’t put 2 and 2 together

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Trader#ED1D

Mar 31, 2026 6:51pm

Sound like you’re part of the miga cult. How much are they paying you to post this?

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Mar 31, 2026 8:41pm

That's cute that you think a few emotional retail traders moved the market. We're nothing little flies on the elephant @$$. Emotions are what will get you broke, beside the personal feelings. I personally feel bad for the Iranian people before they were ruled over.

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Mar 31, 2026 1:15pm

Not sure if this is anything more than noise. Of course they are prepared for peace if they get their terms met. What are the odds of the US meeting terms such as reparations and surrendering the Straits?

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Mar 31, 2026 11:34pm

Zero to none.

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Mar 31, 2026 11:48am

And Trump WINS again

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Mar 31, 2026 4:57pm

When you go for a walk at a park in IRAN.

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EXCLUSIVE
Leaked IRGC manual shows systematic use of civilian sites as missile cover

Aleaked internal directive from the IRGC’s missile command appears to show that the use of civilian locations to conceal, support and in some cases facilitate missile launch operations is not ad hoc, but structured, documented and built into operational planning.

The 33-page document shared with Iran International by the hacktivist group Edalat-e Ali (Ali’s Justice) has been marked “very confidential” and is titled Instruction for Identification, Maintenance, and Use of Positions.

The document is attributed to the Specialized Documents Center of the Intelligence and Operations Deputy of the IRGC's missile command.

https://www.iranintl.com/en/202603319302

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Mar 31, 2026 11:56am

When its time to buy, it means it's time to sell. When its time to sell, it means its time to buy

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Mar 31, 2026 11:58am

Quoting Fractality

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I’m still amazed how the market reacts to a stupid tweet. It’s obvious these aren’t facts of anything. Facts are that Israel wants to decimate Iran, Israel controls trump and Hormuz is a weak point for all western world. We have to control Hormuz or, this war will happen again o. The future.

Ignored

Even Jesse Livermore would be pissed

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Mar 31, 2026 12:19pm

Perhaps that's why he shot himself in the end.

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Mar 31, 2026 1:09pm

& that was before the trump tweets

Mar 31, 2026 2:38pm

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Mar 31, 2026 10:34pm

He would just commit suicide again.

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Mar 31, 2026 12:27pm

This has been the pattern last few weeks for the Dow Jones.

Monday - Buy,
Tuesday Buy.
Wednesday- Buy to rejection/ Rejection Sell.
Thursday - Sell.
Friday - Sell.

Well at least thats what I've seen regardless of news & volatility. ( Oil does the opposite of that).

If Bears lose control that pattern will be broken.

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Mar 31, 2026 1:06pm

You're starting to understand how institutions manipulate the markets for big moves; all it seems you need to do is implement it into your trading strategy better. Look at historical charts and see if you notice a pattern. The key to trading is understanding how these institutions engineer liquidity in the markets to rape retail traders. We should see bullish moves in indices starting today, not necessarily because of the news, but because of how price was rejected at key weekly levels.

Is it coincidence price reversed almost exactly at the middle of my strategic entry (middle of blue rectangle)? The probability of low risk/high reward trades are in your favor if you do what institutions are doing.

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Mar 31, 2026 1:10pm

Yes Sir

I only make moves where I analyze that institutions would be interested. Mainly During these times _ I have just been setting limits on Liquidity areas

Its been green for me for weeks, just putting limits and waiting for the volatility to activate them lol

Mar 31, 2026 1:25pm

Keep an eye on 23353.25 on the NASDAQ in the coming days; price should retrace to and bounce right off it. It may or may not, but that's what I'll be anticipating to happen. I only trade the NASDAQ anymore, it's the only market you'll ever need, IMO.

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Mar 31, 2026 1:30pm

I tried to do NQ but I just know YM so much better & know how to manage it. So I stuck with YM, but I also keep an eye on NQ for possible correlations at times.

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Mar 31, 2026 11:45am

These guys just using pump and dump methods....

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Mar 31, 2026 12:10pm

Someone pumping again lol

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Mar 31, 2026 10:30pm

He is just a peon and as ignored by the regime as he always was.

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Mar 31, 2026 7:57pm

The war will continue until Iran surrenders unconditionally.

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Mar 31, 2026 10:21pm

Sounds good.

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Mar 31, 2026 11:18pm

The problem in America is not Donald Trump, and the problem in Israel is not Netanyahu.
The problem is a population that lost its moral compass for years, and is living on greed, hatred, bombing, killing and stealing from weaker countries.
The problem is deep and widespread, that is why there is no end in sight for this tyranny until an intense and decisive hit is done to these two terrorist colonies.

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Mar 31, 2026 6:39pm

Until you see the terrorist mullahs crawl out of their tunnels waving a white flag, believe nothing. These butchers have reneged on every agreement they have ever signed.

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Mar 31, 2026 10:24pm

Even if the mullas crawl out of their tunnels waving a white flag, they have a dagger stuffed up their asses to pull out and continue their ways.

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Mar 31, 2026 12:26pm

There are no guarantees in this life, nor in this administration…

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Mar 31, 2026 1:33pm

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Mar 31, 2026 11:43am

Pezeshkian solo cant decide.

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Trader#3A52

Mar 31, 2026 11:41am

The leftards just can't catch a break from being wrong all the time

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Mar 31, 2026 11:49am

Stopped loss hitt penchoo on usoil

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Mar 31, 2026 11:57am

Unconditional surrender is the only way. They lost. Give up the idea of burning the world down.

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Mar 31, 2026 11:51am

I trust him, as I trust Putin with ending the war.

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Mar 31, 2026 11:53am

Peace?
Not a chance to happen yet

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Mar 31, 2026 11:43am

Manupulation... Wait for a Crash on Gold and Nasdaq .. LoL

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Mar 31, 2026 10:41pm

Gold is in a downward cycle since first of March. Check the daily chart and you will see it's clearly in wave 4 at the moment.

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Mar 31, 2026 11:45am

I think Trump is the only guy who can creat such volatily on the market (-_-)

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Mar 31, 2026 11:48am

Fake news. Look at the source. Market manipulation.

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Mar 31, 2026 11:51am

Trump is the best guy!!

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Trader#A4EF

Mar 31, 2026 11:52am

Fuck iran president

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Mar 31, 2026 11:52am

the guarantes are to have NUKES, USA is not going to give that

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Trader#3A52

Mar 31, 2026 11:56am

Quoting krisfx99

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{quote} Not about the left but jsut admit your cult leader lies and lies. He cant even accept that he lost the last election

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The last election was on Tuesday, November 5, 2024 and President Trump won. LOL! You're wrong AGAIN! You cannot catch a break!

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Mar 31, 2026 10:38pm

Compared to the mullas of Iran that after losing the very first election really badly, they shut down democratic elections and only allowed their own monkeys to run for their fake elections?

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Trader#31FA

Mar 31, 2026 12:03pm

Don't Iranians understand that Israel won't settle for anything less than a complete regime change? You won't get any guarantees to end the war, you might only get ceasefire deals that will 100% be broken within a month or two.

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Mar 31, 2026 10:33pm

Iranians do understand. It is the Islamic terrorists that have hijacked the control of Iran that are dense as shit.

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Mar 31, 2026 12:08pm

We all know Israel won't settle for a peace deal, it is either regime change or war. Even ceasefire deals won't last more than a month

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Mar 31, 2026 10:31pm

Yup. The regime of Iran is toast one way or another.

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Trader#395C

Mar 31, 2026 12:23pm

I, DJT will personally guarantee the Navy will keep kicking your ass until you stop being stupid

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Mar 31, 2026 11:59am

My god this page is full of headless chooks..

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Mar 31, 2026 12:08pm

Quoting Fractality

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I’m still amazed how the market reacts to a stupid tweet. It’s obvious these aren’t facts of anything. Facts are that Israel wants to decimate Iran, Israel controls trump and Hormuz is a weak point for all western world. We have to control Hormuz or, this war will happen again o. The future.

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So this tweet is just repackaging an actual tweet from 10 days ago - so yes it's just pure market manipulation - who owns this account?

The Islamic Republic News Agency / IRNA (March 21, 2026)
Iran's official state news agency reported on a phone call between Pezeshkian and Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi. During that call, IRNA formally quoted Pezeshkian stating that Iran's preconditions for ending the war are the immediate cessation of aggression and the "provision of guarantees that such attacks will not be repeated in the future."

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Mar 31, 2026 12:00pm

Quoting Scottyheyes

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Troops will be going on in tomorrow

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If the United States doesn't have several hundred thousand soldiers there, nothing will happen there.

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Mar 31, 2026 5:05pm

US has at least 80 million people in Iran that hate the regime with passion.
They are just waiting for the word to get into action.
Why do you think the mullas imported thier thugs from Iraq and other countries?
They are there to kill the people who rise up.

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Trader#AAA2

Mar 31, 2026 11:41am

Just say: WE SURRENDER. You gave up all your right to self governance 47 YEARS AGO.

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Trader#0379

Mar 31, 2026 11:45am

tp smashed

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Mar 31, 2026 11:45am

Guarantees of what the war started because they could not come to an agreement US ain't gonna let em have enriched uranium or make nukes

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Mar 31, 2026 11:46am

Quoting Trader#3A52

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The leftards just can't catch a break from being wrong all the time

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Not about the left but jsut admit your cult leader lies and lies. He cant even accept that he lost the last election

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Mar 31, 2026 11:58am

four more years mr Trump

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Mar 31, 2026 12:09pm

The moment you least expect anything,BOOM! Breaking news..... you've got to be kidding me

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Mar 31, 2026 7:10pm

a do hope that note a false statement on foull APRIL DAY hu

Mar 31, 2026 12:13pm

Mar 31, 2026 11:52am

Iran Surrendered... It was obvious, otherwise the Mushroom cloud was looming by Tomorrow

Mar 31, 2026 11:56am

Mar 31, 2026 11:57am

Speech is money

Mar 31, 2026 12:12pm

Bad News: This is just a ReTweet from last week... Do not Trust X.com its the worst out there, full of Scam and fake news...

Mar 31, 2026 1:05pm

April Fool's day is upon us.

Mar 31, 2026 4:28pm

Is there anyway I can see this news highlighted/pinpointed on your glorious charts?

Apr 1, 2026 12:59pm

All the Shiit must go ...go back to Iran ...Shiite cannot co-exist with other Arabs ...Shiite cannot Co-exist with Sunni Muslims, Jews, and Christians.... Go back to Iran

Mar 31, 2026 12:08pm

Sure with new wavesl if missles xd

Mar 31, 2026 11:44am

wow I love the stock market

Mar 31, 2026 12:09pm

Quoting 25251325

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4 SL today because of trump

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yes all trumps fault lmao

Mar 31, 2026 11:46am

Just closed my sell GU and after 5min boom xD
Im so happy I got out intime xD

Mar 31, 2026 12:23pm

BULL TRAP WATCH OUT

Trader#AAA2

Mar 31, 2026 11:43am

NO RE-ARMING IRAN.....EVER. They lost their right to weapons. Recall all hamas and hezbollah. SURRENDER. WHITE FLAG TIME. WHITE FLAGS EVERYWHERE. TURN IN ALL THE IRGC AND SECRET POLICE.

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Trader#AA60

Mar 31, 2026 11:44am

Bro
WTF……..???
I just hit SL
Una dey craze ?

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Trader#41C4

Mar 31, 2026 11:45am

if there is no regime change iran has won this 'war'

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Mar 31, 2026 11:45am

Now I’m getting feed up with all this unannounced news

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Mar 31, 2026 11:47am

Stop loss got violated. fuck trump

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Mar 31, 2026 11:48am

Quoting trumptrader

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Wow boom boom trump wasn’t lying

Ignored

He is ALWAYS lying...... largest record of public lies in media history..........

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Mar 31, 2026 11:50am

Bro
My SL got hit
What exactly is going on bro ?
Why now

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Mar 31, 2026 11:50am

Thank God.

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Trader#7600

Mar 31, 2026 11:50am

Fuck this unannounced news. I was in buying position news hit my SL then pump

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Trader#23A2

Mar 31, 2026 11:51am

stop loss hunts

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Trader#1005

Mar 31, 2026 11:52am

Fuck u all sl hit

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Mar 31, 2026 11:54am

Who is zerohedge .. hhhh they are manipulated the markets with unknown accounts who will trust any forex market process any more

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Trader#86DD

Mar 31, 2026 11:54am

Iran also knows if they embarrass trump too much as they have been. crazy boy might drop that nuke

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Mar 31, 2026 10:39pm

Losing their ass day in, day out does not embarrass Trump lol.

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Mar 31, 2026 11:57am

Quoting deoner6

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aaaa fuck, 2 sl

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mfs playing memecoins

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Trader#0ECC

Mar 31, 2026 12:05pm

Manipulation again..who fucking this fuller speaking for Iran president

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Trader#4B71

Mar 31, 2026 3:36pm

"end the war..." Not good enough. Need to be prepared to step down and end this oppressive government.

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Trader#0234

Mar 31, 2026 7:56pm

The war will continue until Iran surrenders unconditionally.

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Mar 31, 2026 11:47am

Yes Pump again,,,,lol

Mar 31, 2026 12:03pm

waiting IRGC say......

Mar 31, 2026 11:42am

Mar 31, 2026 11:41am

aaaa fuck, 2 SL

Mar 31, 2026 11:42am

Things getting fine

Mar 31, 2026 11:42am

Really...

Mar 31, 2026 11:42am

Wow boom boom trump wasn’t lying

Mar 31, 2026 11:43am

Gold flyyyy

Mar 31, 2026 11:44am

And I sold the fallen dollar.

Mar 31, 2026 11:44am

Mar 31, 2026 11:44am

Troops will be going on in tomorrow

Trader#3CE6

Mar 31, 2026 11:44am

XAUSSD

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Mar 31, 2026 11:45am

Its a relief that Trump wasn't lying for the first time in this month

Trader#C43B

Mar 31, 2026 11:45am

Go fucking you stop this war

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Trader#93C4

Mar 31, 2026 11:46am

BRO MY SL

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Trader#FB3A

Mar 31, 2026 11:46am

Diddy candle

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Trader#A857

Mar 31, 2026 11:52am

Just nuke IRAN man. Get this thing over with

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Trader#D523

Mar 31, 2026 11:54am

f em all

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Mar 31, 2026 11:54am

Hope soon and this war

Mar 31, 2026 11:54am

Guess all the dum money thats paying me is in here commenting on sht they dont understand

Mar 31, 2026 11:55am

Man too many news nah

Mar 31, 2026 11:57am

Again??? Nojjjj

Mar 31, 2026 12:03pm

Ther are facing soartage of money

Mar 31, 2026 12:03pm

Trump n dump

Mar 31, 2026 12:03pm

Good news, those who believe that God answers good will prayers, must continue to pray for the good will of the land.

Mar 31, 2026 12:04pm

What a time to be alive

Mar 31, 2026 12:05pm

4 SL today because of trump

Apr 1, 2026 9:27am

Inserted Video

Trader#1BAF

Mar 31, 2026 11:42am

Are you a bully?

Trader#44B0

Mar 31, 2026 11:43am

nice

Trader#90A5

Mar 31, 2026 11:44am

What u mean trust me bro

Trader#968E

Mar 31, 2026 11:44am

Who got the price movement?

Trader#5487

Mar 31, 2026 11:45am

Let see what the next news

Trader#110F

Mar 31, 2026 11:45am

Still
Hold long on golds or close v

Trader#032D

Mar 31, 2026 11:45am

He said this on March 12th.

Trader#7FDE

Mar 31, 2026 11:45am

I dont anymore know where will the markets go

Trader#E171

Mar 31, 2026 11:46am

They are literally trader…

Trader#C9FA

Mar 31, 2026 11:46am

BOOM

Trader#4642

Mar 31, 2026 11:46am

tp hit

Trader#D59D

Mar 31, 2026 11:46am

who can verify that?

Trader#A539

Mar 31, 2026 11:47am

Looks like we can't do much of anything we're doomed fr!

Trader#73D3

Mar 31, 2026 11:47am

Gold going to sell soon

Trader#A539

Mar 31, 2026 11:47am

LET'S SEE

Trader#7DFC

Mar 31, 2026 11:47am

That pump though

Trader#20F2

Mar 31, 2026 11:48am

I really would've preferred if you had waited till after my ISA allowance rolled over next week to say this

Trader#91CA

Mar 31, 2026 11:48am

YO

Trader#86DD

Mar 31, 2026 11:48am

if confirmed...Now lets see what fckn stupid sh_t Trump says...that will tank the markets

Trader#ADC7

Mar 31, 2026 11:49am

u shouldn’t have been in a short lol

Trader#E318

Mar 31, 2026 11:49am

SL FACTS

Trader#6E07

Mar 31, 2026 11:49am

All trading chart make.. Voilate...

Trader#4720

Mar 31, 2026 11:49am

lets go

Trader#1A51

Mar 31, 2026 11:49am

lol

Trader#C9DD

Mar 31, 2026 11:50am

This is not ok

Trader#4E1A

Mar 31, 2026 11:51am

This isn’t news…..mfs already said this and we all k ow and they know as well that’s not ever possible

Trader#25A1

Mar 31, 2026 11:51am

It’s not finished yet, don’t call it early

Trader#2557

Mar 31, 2026 11:51am

WHAT WAS

Trader#DBC0

Mar 31, 2026 11:51am

anyone know what caused the move up?

Trader#757A

Mar 31, 2026 11:51am

We should stop checking zerohedge, this is 22 hours ago news
Just googl iran president

Trader#4709

Mar 31, 2026 11:51am

Just surrender already ol'man. You guys don't have the cards here. Stop being unnecessarily stubborn.
SURRENDER!! ffs.../

Trader#86DD

Mar 31, 2026 11:52am

no sources yet. lets see.. this could be trump aids leaking fake news to pump market and drop oil

Trader#7AEF

Mar 31, 2026 11:53am

My trade just went abys

Trader#1DB4

Mar 31, 2026 11:53am

What about SEC and market manipulation?

Trader#0F8F

Mar 31, 2026 11:53am

Your are joking right now

Trader#6754

Mar 31, 2026 11:53am

Source: Trust me bro.

It was a matter of time when they switch pump an dump tactics we witnessed lately... and today is the day it seems.

Trader#B56D

Mar 31, 2026 11:54am

it's astonishing how a single unverified tweet can move the market nowadays

Trader#8942

Mar 31, 2026 11:55am

Now Everything changes

Trader#D765

Mar 31, 2026 11:56am

Weekly tp hit

Trader#1495

Mar 31, 2026 11:57am

I am an Iranian
Pezeshkian want this
Buy Buy Buy

Trader#0407

Mar 31, 2026 11:59am

HAHA

Trader#BBBA

Mar 31, 2026 11:59am

no way

Trader#65D3

Mar 31, 2026 11:59am

finally bro

Trader#138C

Mar 31, 2026 12:00pm

Destroy White house and trump.

Trader#138C

Mar 31, 2026 12:01pm

Iran must go all in now.

Trader#E936

Mar 31, 2026 12:01pm

united states of israel w

Trader#4B2E

Mar 31, 2026 12:01pm

I think they are facing money shortage

Trader#67D9

Mar 31, 2026 12:02pm

Believe me, tomorrow they will attack each other again using missiles.

Trader#48FD

Mar 31, 2026 12:03pm

That's just my baby doge

Trader#FCEF

Mar 31, 2026 12:04pm

so what now nasdaq goes up ?

Trader#4A0C

Mar 31, 2026 12:07pm

Fuck it

Trader#F803

Mar 31, 2026 12:07pm

Feels like end of month window dressing lies. Let's see what happens in the next couple of weeks.

Trader#9DB4

Mar 31, 2026 12:09pm

watch the dollar go back u

Trader#19F2

Mar 31, 2026 12:10pm

I dont finddthis news source

Trader#6E40

Mar 31, 2026 12:11pm

zerohedge is a trashy, bastardly news feed

Trader#1DB4

Mar 31, 2026 12:18pm

It should be a death sentence to manipulate market...

Trader#4563

Mar 31, 2026 12:22pm

BULL TRAP WATCH OUT

Trader#DEEB

Mar 31, 2026 12:28pm

This is fake news man

Trader#4C82

Mar 31, 2026 12:31pm

Shit im liquidated

Trader#CCE5

Mar 31, 2026 12:44pm

anyone complaining about a loss because of news is unprofitable.

Trader#E11A

Mar 31, 2026 12:56pm

The president of Iran has its own kids too, you know?

Trader#7C6B

Mar 31, 2026 2:52pm

But that is not new. That is one of Iran's 5 basic requirements!! So what! Iran will want its other 4 co ditions also met! This not newsworthy!

Trader#B829

Mar 31, 2026 4:28pm

Fact - trump didnt know or care about iran decades ago because he was too busy being orange pedo man

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*TRUMP SAYS US DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN IRAN MUCH LONGER: NYP *TRUMP SAYS US HAS MORE WORK TO DO IN IRAN WAR: NYP *TRUMP SAYS HORMUZ STRAIT WILL 'AUTOMATICALLY OPEN': NY POST *TRUMP SAYS OTHER NATIONS CAN REOPEN HORMUZ STRAIT: NYP Trump tells The Post the war against Iran won’t last ‘much longer’ —Strait of Hormuz will reopen ‘automatically’ after US exit President Trump told The Post on Tuesday that he believes the Iran war is likely to end soon and that other nations can reopen the Strait of Hormuz themselves — after he posted to social media a video of huge explosions near Isfahan that he said hit “a lot of stuff.” “We’re not going to be there too much longer. We’re obliterating the s–t out of them right now, it’s a total obliteration,” the president said in a phone interview. “But we won’t have to be there much longer — but we have more work to do in terms of killing their offensive, whatever offensive capability they have left.” Trump said that other countries can sort out the Strait of Hormuz, which Iran has closed for 31 days, causing global energy prices to soar.

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