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  • Trump tells The Post the war against Iran won’t last ‘much longer’ —Strait of Hormuz will reopen ‘automatically’ after US exit

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    President Trump told The Post on Tuesday that he believes the Iran war is likely to end soon and that other nations can reopen the Strait of Hormuz themselves — after he posted to social media a video of huge explosions near Isfahan that he said hit “a lot of stuff.” “We’re not going to be there too much longer. We’re obliterating the s–t out of them right now, it’s a total obliteration,” the president said in a phone interview. “But we won’t have to be there much longer — but we have more work to do in terms of killing their offensive, whatever offensive capability they have left.” Trump ... (full story)

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BillyIdol
Mar 31, 2026 10:16am
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One of the hardest times to trade. This fucking lunatic is waving the market like crazy.
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Trader#9C11
Mar 31, 2026 10:12am
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Holy shit... how many contradictions are in his speech? He shouldn't run the US anymore... he doesn't know what he's talking about anymore.
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ChaoticWave
Mar 31, 2026 10:13am
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Says the same thing as he said earlier and the markets react again, right after Iran said they are going to target US companies. This guys words are meaningless at this point.
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hoda
Mar 31, 2026 10:18am
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Azura.Master
Mar 31, 2026 10:18am
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Insiders made more money in one week than I've drunk water in my entire lifetime.
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hoda
Mar 31, 2026 11:39am
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Quoting Riziq-Cap
- who send girls to front line against Heroic, disciplined, Radwan special forces of Hezballah? - If the ICJ not gonna arrest them and trial them for genocide and war-crimes, Hezballah will take care of it. (ps: many of the Hezballah fighters are Palestinians from refugee camps in Lebanon who got displaced decades ago by the zionist war criminals - which makes this poetic justice!) {image}
Enjoy Gangbang in Hell.
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Riziq-Cap
Mar 31, 2026 11:18am
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- who send girls to front line against Heroic, disciplined, Radwan special forces of Hezballah?
- If the ICJ not gonna arrest them and trial them for genocide and war-crimes, Hezballah will take care of it.
(ps: many of the Hezballah fighters are Palestinians from refugee camps in Lebanon who got displaced decades ago by the zionist war criminals - which makes this poetic justice!)

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fxx360
Mar 31, 2026 10:54am
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You can trade off what comes out of Trump mouth and make money. He's leaving the liberal Europe to fend for themselves which they deserves.
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OutThere
Mar 31, 2026 10:20pm
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President Trump told The Post on Tuesday that he believes the Iran war is likely to end soon and that other nations can reopen the Strait of Hormuz themselves — after he posted to social media a video of huge explosions near Isfahan that he said hit “a lot of stuff.” “We’re not going to be there too much longer. We’re obliterating the s–t out of them right now, it’s a total obliteration,” the president said in a phone interview. “But we won’t have to be there much longer — but we have more work to do in terms of killing their offensive, whatever offensive capability they have left.

WELL SAID. Bravo. Keep going.
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Giucca
Mar 31, 2026 11:22am
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The Orange Man was defeated and humiliated in Iran.
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Bakker
Mar 31, 2026 10:54pm
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In what world are you living in?
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imbonitore
Mar 31, 2026 10:20am
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As for Iran, that's fine, but first the US should lift the sanctions, then pay reparations for everything it destroyed in Iran and pay all the families who lost their relatives. Of course, local countries should also pay reparations, because they allowed America to conduct its war operations through their territory!
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Trader#C125
Mar 31, 2026 4:52pm
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LOL
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fxx360
Mar 31, 2026 11:03am
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Quoting nbfx
He's clearly looking for an off ramp and trying to find scape-goats and patsies. Problem is - the rest of the world isn't really going for it...
They will pay more for their oil and gas because of their liberal attitude.... .
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Trader#C125
Mar 31, 2026 4:49pm
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https://edition.cnn.com/2026/03/31/b...ices-usd4-intl
https://www.eia.gov/petroleum/gasdiesel/
https://gasprices.aaa.com/national-g...-in-one-month/

Too much inbreeding in your gene pool?
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josch
Mar 31, 2026 11:11am
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Quoting nbfx
{quote} Have you looked at the price of Gasoline lately? Or how much more produce costs in the shops? And it's going to get worse. Even for Americans that voted for him!
yes, Americans should remember in November.
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Mar 31, 2026 10:14am
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Cedlegend
Mar 31, 2026 10:18am
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Quoting Trader#9C11
Holy shit... how many contradictions are in his speech? He shouldn't run the US anymore... he doesn't know what he's talking about anymore.
He never knew what he was talking about LOL
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nbfx
Mar 31, 2026 11:07am
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Quoting fxx360
{quote} They will pay more for their oil and gas because of their liberal attitude.... .
Have you looked at the price of Gasoline lately?
Or how much more produce costs in the shops?
And it's going to get worse. Even for Americans that voted for him!
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josch
Mar 31, 2026 11:09am
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Quoting Trader#9C11
It was a matter of time we get some retracemet in the stock market which will really pick up the pace on the way down in the next few weeks after Trump sends boots on the ground.
Don't think so - boots on the ground are a real TACO-thing.
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noobskimaste
Mar 31, 2026 10:23am
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broo what the hell is going on in the market fuck trump # IMPEACH HIM
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nbfx
Mar 31, 2026 10:45am
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He's clearly looking for an off ramp and trying to find scape-goats and patsies.
Problem is - the rest of the world isn't really going for it...
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diabolical
Mar 31, 2026 10:17am
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sigh...
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Trader#4FB9
Mar 31, 2026 10:35am
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Quoting imbonitore
As for Iran, that's fine, but first the US should lift the sanctions, then pay reparations for everything it destroyed in Iran and pay all the families who lost their relatives. Of course, local countries should also pay reparations, because they allowed America to conduct its war operations through their territory!
Yeh, more "reparations" are coming tonight, like in Isfahan several hours ago)))
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Bakker
Mar 31, 2026 10:57pm
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I like your post man!
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Talisman66
Mar 31, 2026 10:35am
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Im so tired of trump news i try to avoid seeing these headlines and breaking news cause it just messes me up especially the markets im staying out for a while until things tone down but with trump thats never the case when is he gonna get impeached its about time now
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yudis07
Mar 31, 2026 10:18am
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Another pump by Trump, other dump by Iran LOL
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Alindpiro
Mar 31, 2026 10:11am
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All timehe ned talk lier big lier trump
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Trader#B56D
Mar 31, 2026 10:14am
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right on schedule after Iran threats
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Trader#C27D
Mar 31, 2026 10:18am
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Quoting BillyIdol
One of the hardest times to trade. This fucking lunatic is waving the market like crazy.
all the while using the opportunity to enrich his folks through insider trading lol
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RyanCKB
Mar 31, 2026 10:18am
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Nah, today is hard. All the others days were at least easier to read.
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Benve
Mar 31, 2026 10:29am
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Then leave
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Trader#361E
Mar 31, 2026 11:26am
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Trump has as usual, lost again...and he tells his no brain MAGA retard, he is great, and won. 3 months ago he fixed all the nuke threat there. He did not, of course. He is full of bull. Iran has not forgotten in a few days. Look out for retaliation, Donald.
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seamus98
Mar 31, 2026 11:30am
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Another Trump n Dump coming.
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GoGolder.com
Mar 31, 2026 12:10pm
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Trump will do anything to keep the oil prices down, he can beg , everyone knows he is U-turn master.If oil prices go up, US people will kick on his buttttttttt in next mid term election 2026.
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Trader#3698
Mar 31, 2026 10:11am
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wait a minute, are they in Iran now?
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Trader#9C11
Mar 31, 2026 10:15am
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We're still waiting for 7th of April nonetheless.
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Trader#C27D
Mar 31, 2026 10:16am
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If speech or works can experience seizure activity, this will be a very appropriate example for real. The back and forth is aggravating
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Trader#DF78
Mar 31, 2026 10:30am
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Does anyone have some extra salted popcorn ? I ran out after reading 400 comments in the Trump section
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Trader#9C11
Mar 31, 2026 10:31am
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It was a matter of time we get some retracemet in the stock market which will really pick up the pace on the way down in the next few weeks after Trump sends boots on the ground.
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Trader#6E40
Mar 31, 2026 10:34am
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He's been saying this mantra for a whole month now. Everyone's laughing at him.
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Trader#F705
Mar 31, 2026 11:04am
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They can't destroy the Houthis, not Iran.
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Trader#86DD
Mar 31, 2026 4:15pm
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What did I miss. TACO cry uncle yet?
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Trader#70D8
Mar 31, 2026 9:31pm
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WTI to $120. YOu know Trump
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