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Vancarbon
Mar 31, 2026 5:32pm
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Objectives achieved = not much

Regime change - nah , not really .

Uranium capture/depletion - nah , not really .

Military capability - yeah , too a degree; with the caveat it’ll restart once the Taco’s are eaten with the guacamole
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DwnUndrTrdr
Mar 31, 2026 7:13pm
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All for what? An 80year old buffoons whim. No strategy whatsoever except gaming the markets and bringing pain and suffering to many. Destabilising the world, giving Russia a lifeline when they were really starting to buckle, creating fuel and fertiliser shortages ( amongst others ) with the inevitable drop in food production.
I hope the midterms set up the groundwork for impeachment
OutThere
Mar 31, 2026 7:58pm
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So interesting to see you are cheering for the regime and wishing it to be left alone so it can come back stronger than ever.
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Elaitoxic
Apr 1, 2026 12:47am
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The all war is a waste of time if Russia and China indeed help Iran in the War indeed are going to help it rebuild and rebuild fast coz it has proved it's not the kind of Venezuela that Can just turn like coins so Trump has just wasted US expensive weapons And Russia has tested it by Sending an oil take to Cuba with out America's permission since Trump has wasted to much on Iran he couldn't risk blocking tht tank hence opening up another war
The one win i can give to the US if they manage to get a regime change but if tht falls Israel should be prepared for a Coldwar the moment this one ends and more attacks from Iran backed groups
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TableTop
Apr 1, 2026 3:54am
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Pretty sure you're right about rebuilding. We can assume Iran will be selling oil at levels before Trump's sanctions, and rebuilding infrastructure will improve the economy.

I don't think we've seen a regime change, just passing the baton to a younger generation. This could be disastrous for the general population, or maybe we see a less fundamentalist regime needing popular support to rebuild.

An Iran/Isreal coldwar does seem likely if Iran builds nukes. If they don't, and stay a short dash below the threshold, then maybe a more open working relationship (divide and control the ME).
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Vancarbon
Apr 1, 2026 2:41am
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I’m not cheering OT , I’m just looking from an external perspective on what was the point of this shambles if no objectives have been achieved .

Iran has outmanoeuvred the US strategically
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OutThere
Apr 1, 2026 3:07am
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The mullas are nearly destroyed in a matter of a month.
No other force has inflicted so much harm on these terrorists in their 47 years of their unleashing misery on the world and on its own people. Look at the GCC countries. Each of them reporting how many hundreds of billions they have lost because of this war. That is the price of standing by and letting this cancer grow. Euro, being lucky due to their geographical distance and NATO protection, hasn't received physical harm yet but standing by, just like the GCC, will eventually catch up to them too. Then you will have to answer to your kids and your grand kids why you were ridiculing the ones who did something about it.
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TableTop
Apr 1, 2026 3:08am
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It's very hard to tell what, if any, objectives have been achieved. It appears that a lot of infrastructure has been bombed, and some of the 'old-guard' have been killed. Now the 'new-guard' are in place, and they appear much like the old. So regime change = probably not. Uranium capture/depletion probably involves putting boots on the ground, so as you say 'not really'.

However, what I think we have seen is that Iran has a strategy and tactics that work against a technically superior adversary.
Trader#1541
Apr 1, 2026 4:39am
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The rothschilds got full control of the national central bank and stopped Iran from creating a metal coin, trust me bro, the regime has changed. These mf are fng everywhere, it's just sad that they want even more power. The jews just think differently, while Christians or the rest of the people think ahead for 20/ 30 yrs, these dirty shits think ahead hundreds of yrs, they already have everything planned.
I just hope for a very very big bomb over their fkng little hats.
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Vancarbon
Mar 31, 2026 5:28pm
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Taco x 3 with a side salad
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DwnUndrTrdr
Mar 31, 2026 7:06pm
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“All I have to do is leave Iran”… it’s just like divorcing one of your wives or filing for chapter 11.
Leaves behind a shit show.

And this new message board is terrible. Go back to the old one.
Trader#86DD
Mar 31, 2026 5:19pm
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Get ready for his self proclaimed victory war parade. Maga cult gonna eat it up.
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Vladan29
Mar 31, 2026 4:59pm
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Stock market control freak
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Dutchy Daxy
Mar 31, 2026 10:32pm
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Can finally go back to the Epstein files dear president?
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hoda
Apr 1, 2026 2:09am
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Forgediron
Apr 1, 2026 3:41am
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He’s not all there is he….
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Dutchy Daxy
Apr 1, 2026 2:40am
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This is not the first message of the Orange One with "good news" and flips the next day to make markets tank again.

He still got several thousands of marines over there and can suddenly change his mind when he has some digestion from a Mc Donlad hamburger.
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JeffEsptein2
Mar 31, 2026 5:07pm
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I can sacrifice my entire life savings for my super boss prime leader Trump
Love you boss
Netanhayu take bro man!!! Awesome tigers
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Trader#A301
Mar 31, 2026 7:04pm
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u must be stupid. the US is leaving because they lost
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Dutchy Daxy
Mar 31, 2026 10:31pm
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Please, donate all your savings to your dear leader. Put your money where your mouth is.
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Mrupdate
Mar 31, 2026 5:20pm
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Trump: Trump
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Trader#CAF8
Mar 31, 2026 5:53pm
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listen, what will happen is there will be a brief period here around easter where it looks like things are de-escalating, then things will rapidly pick back up after that and we are looking at world war 3. I don't say this to try to fear monger.
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OutThere
Apr 1, 2026 12:48am
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What happens if Trump walks away and let the Ayatollahs survive:
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Vancarbon
Apr 1, 2026 2:21am
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This is what he’s going to do , he has no intention of regime change .

The main objectives of regime change and nuclear weapons isn’t even on the agenda now .

A total failure
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OutThere
Apr 1, 2026 2:56am
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It is fine. He will just wack the mullas and their war chest as they pop up.
If the regime wants to exist under those conditions they may.
In fact I think he is transferring the deed to the GCC countries. That way, they will be buying weapons and intelligence from US and at every flareup, if the oil price goes up, US as the largest exporter of oil in the world, stands to benefit financially.
Oh, and Europe will have to get its own oil and start their own NATO to defend itself against Russia. Good luck.
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Dutchy Daxy
Apr 1, 2026 2:42am
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The Tollahs will always be there. No way he can push an other regime as the US did with placing a corrupt and bad Sjah on the throne.

So live and deal with that by diplomacy and not a fuckin war again.
Next time finish negotiations first before you start carpet bombing again.
We all have to live with more and more countries with nukes.
Bomb them all first?

So.......
No oil
No uranium
No regime change for that US todler.

Only a huge billl on top of the already huge US deficit.
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OutThere
Apr 1, 2026 2:51am
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They will be there in their previous role as marriage officiants and the spiritual representatives that read eulogies at funerals for a fee and a generous portion of the food served during those occasions.
Back to their true reason for existing.
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Esse812
Mar 31, 2026 5:01pm
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OutThere
Mar 31, 2026 7:55pm
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There is just one grownup in the entire government of the Iranian Islamists.

https://www.criticalthreats.org/anal...d309f7361ref34
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EWtrader
Mar 31, 2026 8:50pm
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Iran's economy will boom if they keep up with this War. They are profiting for Hormuz, they will be able to sell Oil directly, they will have control over Middle Eastern Oil mafia. Whoever within Iran is saying Iran will have negative impact on its economy in the future is clearly a Mosad/CIA agent.
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OutThere
Mar 31, 2026 11:50pm
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It is boom-booming every day. Haven't you seen how their missiles, launchers and underground facilities and their centres of oppression are going boom boom around the clock? It's a beautiful thing to watch.
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Fractality
Mar 31, 2026 5:05pm
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This is not news.
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Trader#F15F
Mar 31, 2026 5:10pm
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jomesjayo
Mar 31, 2026 5:11pm
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Lying orange man strikes again
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hatim1987al
Mar 31, 2026 5:27pm
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Loser of the war
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Trader#B56D
Mar 31, 2026 5:36pm
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Also DJT: Happy April Fools!
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Trader#4F08
Mar 31, 2026 9:32pm
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The US is like a charade, always a terrorist organization, but always offering the excuse: "It's the fault of another country."
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ayubsmoke
Apr 1, 2026 1:44am
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that is what we want
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oriostic1
Apr 1, 2026 3:52am
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hahaha, like a chicken that he is.....idiot american president
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Trader#86DD
Mar 31, 2026 5:12pm
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So his new sales pitch he keeps repeating... There's been a new regime change in IRAN hahaha.
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Trader#FAAC
Mar 31, 2026 6:43pm
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Trump says market go up now so I can get short again and take profit so I can Say market go up now so I can get short again and take profit
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Trader#A7E4
Mar 31, 2026 10:36pm
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For the moment based on the situation where he has trapped US, his aim is to keep narrative of war and market in check.
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Trader#A0A6
Apr 1, 2026 1:05am
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This is the Victory the World have never seen before. The most victorious ever. Glory to Trump, Epstein, and Jews.
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Trader#F48B
Apr 1, 2026 4:18am
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Iran works on getting a nuke, starts getting close, we bomb the shit outta them. Rinse and repeat.
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