President Trump on Iran: "We've won" | Crypto Craft
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FlyingTurtle
Mar 11, 2026 4:47pm
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Quoting Fractality
It is very revealing when, we have to rely on the enemy to understand what really is going on …
Assuming the opposite of everything the US gov says works too.
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Fractality
Mar 11, 2026 4:42pm
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It is very revealing when, we have to rely on the enemy to understand what really is going on …
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mbefus
Mar 11, 2026 5:56pm
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"WE'VE WON"?
Great! Then pack your shit up and get yer arses HOME. NOW!
Nick.
Mar 12, 2026 5:07am
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Quoting Forgediron
Finance peddler First squawk is attempting to make market manipulating headlines, nothing more. This apparent quote from Trump is found nowhere else. It’s absolute rubbish. you lose brain cells if you believe it
Are you ok mate? What are you trying to defend?

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Riziq-Cap
Mar 11, 2026 4:31pm
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Your face when you follow drumpfs advice to cross the strait of hormuz without Iran's permission:

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traderathome
Mar 12, 2026 1:43am
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The USA Commander-in-Chief, "Bone Spurs" Trump, is well onto becoming a raging lunatic, expending the USA lifeblood and resources in his lust for imagined self-glory.
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OutThere
Mar 11, 2026 8:01pm
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Quoting Riziq-Cap
Governments always lie to the public, they often hide behind filmsly excuses, however over time, their true objective gets revealed by the nature of time and facts - in my opinion, when it comes to grand geopolitcs they are never incompetent, in fact, they prefer the public to view them as incompetent instead of evil, because incompetence is relatable and who doesn't make a mistake? I will analyze two theories for this war: - Regime change Iran, destroy missiles, nuclear knowledge/plants or - Just destroy Iran and wreck havoc on the country Lets...
Hey Riz
Your uncle says hi.
He is on his last breath, huffing and puffing like there is no tomorrow.
He needs you now more than ever to blow for him and keep him alive.
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OutThere
Mar 12, 2026 3:34am — Edited
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Quoting Polimini
"Mission Accomplished" now someone got to warn Iran that the war is over, they didn't seem to have got the message
I was just about to call this guy and tell him but then I saw the news. Oh well..I guess the war is over as far as he is concerned.
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Akbar Ghaffari, deputy intelligence minister of Iran, was killed the joint US-Israeli strikes on Tehran, the Iranian news agency ILNA reported.


Edit: Damn, the next guy on the list is gone too,

Esmail Dehghan, a commander in the aerospace force of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, was killed in joint US-Israeli strikes early on Tuesday, according to state media.
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Forgediron
Mar 12, 2026 2:09am
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Finance peddler First squawk is attempting to make market manipulating headlines, nothing more.

This apparent quote from Trump is found nowhere else.

It’s absolute rubbish.

you lose brain cells if you believe it
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Giucca
Mar 11, 2026 4:14pm
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Trader#1322
Mar 11, 2026 4:56pm
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What is this crazy Trump still trying to lie about! For him, it's a victory every time the USA runs away from a war? The USA has never won a war in history!! They just destroyed everything everywhere and then ran away with their tails tied. The victories that the fool talks about are like Vietnam, Korea, Iraq, Libya, Yugoslavia, Afghanistan and now Iran is already packing up with its tails tied. The clown is already finished and the whole stupid bunch of monkeys are dead.
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Dutchy Daxy
Mar 11, 2026 10:09pm
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OutThere
Mar 12, 2026 2:26am
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You guys got it all wrong. He was actually talking about his scratch and win lotto ticket when he said we've won.
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IndigoPingvi
Mar 12, 2026 12:10am
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Hahaha, I really neded a good joke this morning.
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Forgediron
Mar 12, 2026 12:27am
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Financial services outlet First Squawk, is at it again manipulating the market for their own profit.
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Polimini
Mar 12, 2026 3:29am
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"Mission Accomplished"

now someone got to warn Iran that the war is over, they didn't seem to have got the message
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Nick.
Mar 11, 2026 10:03pm
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What a nonce.
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Irwan1976
Mar 12, 2026 2:05am
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Hahaha Nice Try Trump..
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Robertk
Mar 12, 2026 1:39am
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Your goal was regime change, that clearly did not happen. Instead a more hardliner towards the west, his son, is now in charge. You clearly havent won this one Trump.
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dchristi
Mar 11, 2026 4:15pm
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Yup, just like the 2020 election.
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Riziq-Cap
Mar 11, 2026 4:46pm
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I posted earlier a statement from a journalist which alluded to this, however, now this is public policy as proclaimed by the President of the Islamic Republic of Iran - President Pezeshkian:

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Brunovs
Mar 11, 2026 5:34pm
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With saying, "We Won", dude I love you man, but what you just said is like Bush said," mission Accomplish" well we all know how that turn out for Bush it was at least premature. Sir we have not won, we may have bomb them back 10 years but we have not won. come on be straight with the America people, with the world. high hopes, low expectations or least have realistic report and let the action, the results speak for themselves, other than your comment I think your doing a great jo, free Iran or at least give the people a chance to rise up.
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Riziq-Cap
Mar 11, 2026 6:45pm — Edited
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Governments always lie to the public, they often hide behind filmsly excuses, however over time, their true objective gets revealed by the nature of time and facts - in my opinion, when it comes to grand geopolitcs they are never incompetent, in fact, they prefer the public to view them as incompetent instead of evil, because incompetence is relatable and who doesn't make a mistake?

I will analyze two theories for this war:
- Regime change Iran, destroy missiles, nuclear knowledge/plants
or
- Just destroy Iran and wreck havoc on the country

Lets start with regime change:
- Regime change dont necessarily mean to change everything, Iraq or Syria style operations, it can also mean influence policy like what happened in Venezuela - given certain pressure, using specific methods, this is quite achievable, even on a country like Iran.

- The Iranian diaspora is probably the most well-funded proxy in the world, with over 10 TV channels, countless news-outlets and supporters in the millions, both outside Iran and inside Iran - this group is particularly common among young Iranians inside Iran

- They think their economic situation is due to government mismanagement of resources, rather then sanctions

-- For example: Iran have comparatively similar oil reserve to saudi arabia, however saudi arabia exports 3x more oil than Iran due to sanctions, but Iran have 3.5x the population of saudi - Iran also have higher education level, more engineers and most of their oil rigs are domestically built, compared to saudi which is foreign companies and most of their population are imported foreign labor.

--- This simple fact, rather than blamed on the conditions, the government gets blamed for this, by both diaspora and the young inside Iran - however the majority of established Iranians are educated and understand the situation and how external forces are punishing them, rather than inept by the government - outside metropolitan cities, like Tehran, the support is even bigger, as most of them are religious and want to preserve the nature of the conservative revolution.

Iranian state TV have for the past 12 days, been broadcasting scenes from the diaspora and how they are celebrating, kissing the wrong flags, dancing and just full of ecstasy, begging for more bombs, all the while Iranians are getting killed and bombed day and night - as you can imagine, these scenes have reverted even the most pro regime change section into pro government, because obviously no one want to be bombed and they realize, only the government can protect them at the moment

- You also had foreign press publishing maps of how to divide Iran into many different ethnic lines - which did not exactly sit well with all Iranians, including the kurds, Azeris and Balochs - but especially the Persians.

This war basically destroyed a well funded, orchestrated, regime change/influence operation spanning over 20 years within a single day!

- Personally I think the planners of this war were aware of this risk and for whatever reason, decided its not gonna work and we rather do something else.

- Just destroy Iran and wreck havoc on the country
- I am afraid that this is actually the real plan!
-- This will set Iran back maybe 10 years? to build everything back, including revenue sources etc.
HOWEVER: They did not expect Iran to, first of all have the type of precision and destruction in its possession, secondly - most important the political will to target all the countries around, especially gulf monarchies and occupied Palestine.

- If you read think tanks, policy papers and between the lines, it was clear murika was looking for exit from the region and reduce its foot-print while focusing on China - Russia was left for EU to deal with - in this grand plan, our region(west asia) was supposed to be governed by the gulf monarchies, like saudi and the genocidal colony in occupied Palestine - this war was meant to take Iran out of the equation or at least set it back a couple of decades by being busy rebuilding itself.

Iranians decided to destroy this whole plan by targeting infrastructure in the whole region, this meant that if certain infrastructure is bombed in Iran, murikan and the zionists interests would be equally destroyed in the region - who will govern the region if everything is destroyed? This is the headache now in washington DC - which is how to exit this and save face, however, the Iranians are not willing to let them exit - I believe this is the reason Iran is trying to insert maximum pain to achieve concessions by murika: we either bog you down and destroy everything, letting China dominate the next century or you concede to our demands.

Just a small Thursday AM geopolitical analysis? Should I start a blog? substack?

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Labelvonz
Mar 13, 2026 8:20am
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Bruh..... "we've won"??? while oil's doing this crazy in the markets??

Market ain't buying it. Sure maybe militarily they did damage but "winning" means stability and we got the exact opposite. Strait of Hormuz still a mess, tankers stuck, insurance premiums thru effing roof. Iran ain't gone, they're just regrouping!!!.

USA lost bases, Patrios sysstems, THAAD systems....sure, Iran got 10x damage,,,,but cmon. USA had to declare "V" durign the first 5 days, while it was not escaleted...

and oil? Oil prices spiked 13% then pulled back but that's not "peace" that's traders covering shorts . This drags on for months, mark my words....add now higher gas prices, infaltion....TACO
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JeffEsptein2
Mar 11, 2026 8:04pm
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TRUMP IS AND WILL ALWAYS REMAIN THE TIGER OF THIS WORLD
MAN OF HIS WORDS…
AWEOSOME PERSON
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Keeeeegzfx
Mar 12, 2026 12:20am
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Maybe one day we will have a nice trading day
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goodhex
Mar 12, 2026 2:13am
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another Vietnam 2.0
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GokulVinesh
Mar 12, 2026 2:55am
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Trader#294C
Mar 11, 2026 4:26pm
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They won what?
When Hormuz opens then freely , ha?
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Trader#0FCD
Mar 11, 2026 5:52pm
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Welcome to the " TWILIGHT ZONEs" never the less, " WE STAND WITH ISREAL..Now lets roll.
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Trader#F705
Mar 11, 2026 9:21pm
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Quoting JeffEsptein2
TRUMP IS AND WILL ALWAYS REMAIN THE TIGER OF THIS WORLD MAN OF HIS WORDS… AWEOSOME PERSON
100% satire and very funny
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Trader#A391
Mar 12, 2026 12:48am
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This crazy old man considers killing children a job. A disgrace to America and its people.
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Trader#7F41
Mar 12, 2026 2:05am
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He is insane.
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Trader#EA6A
Mar 12, 2026 3:06am
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he is truly a clown US does not have a plan to attack Iran all this time following and listening to Israel ….. what a joke lolzzzzz
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