Iran has threatened to strike the U.S. west coast with offensive drones in retaliation for American military operations

Nice try, nobody believes FBI with Kash Patel.

Subdude

Mar 11, 2026 12:55pm

Market manipulation 101:

Step 1: close your high beta positions
Step 2: make a risk off post on social media
Step 3: back up the truck on positions you closed in step 1, once the market has sold off.
Step 4: delete the post from step 2 or make a soothing one

Repeat the above for as long as the desired effect can still be achieved.

sheppy

Mar 11, 2026 12:53pm

No one believes anything coming out of Washington

JeffEsptein2

Mar 11, 2026 12:40pm

And that would be the last day we hear word Iran….
Lol try that….

dchristi

Mar 11, 2026 2:23pm

1) We bomb them: We're liberators, led by the Peace President

2) They bomb us: Terrorists

Jwosjw

Mar 11, 2026 12:40pm

Bull Shit. Ridiculous

Trader#ABAA

Mar 11, 2026 12:43pm

BS, Iran can not send drone to California.

Trader#6382

Mar 11, 2026 12:45pm

The Epsteins are lying again.

Mar 11, 2026 12:58pm

There you have it: Evil Iran, aided by Soros, Antifa, and BLM, is going to bomb Disneyland and all US Christian churches and kindergartens and turn are kids geigh.

Trader#1FAA

Mar 11, 2026 2:56pm

All of this fake left-wing liberal news (Iran, supreme court, inflation, blah blah blah) and the lying cowards still can't get the market to drop because Trump's economy is so strong.

So fun to watch.

Also great fun reading comments from other countries.....all insanely jealous, wishing they had an extremely strong leader like Trump instead of a corrupt, socialist coward.....

FlyingTurtle

Mar 11, 2026 3:44pm

Quoting Trader#1FAA

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All of this fake left-wing liberal news (Iran, supreme court, inflation, blah blah blah) and the lying cowards still can't get the market to drop because Trump's economy is so strong. So fun to watch. Also great fun reading comments from other countries.....all insanely jealous, wishing they had an extremely strong leader like Trump instead of a corrupt, socialist coward.....

Ignored

Lay off the koolaid. The US market has been lagging the rest of the world. Why would they be jealous of poor performance?

salmanzaidi

Mar 11, 2026 12:56pm

go iran go, **** israel

fatbat

Mar 11, 2026 12:47pm

Hey, is this the comedy channel or what?

Vancarbon

Mar 11, 2026 2:02pm

Meanwhile , Iran is kicking Americas ass on the strategic front .

How’s Hormuz going , open yet ?

Mar 11, 2026 2:46pm

Quoting dchristi

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1) We bomb them: We're liberators, led by the Peace President 2) They bomb us: Terrorists

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Its worst dude, they occupy our country and kill thousands of us and when we resist INSIDE our country, we are called the terrorists!

Iraq war was full of massacres, so was Afghanistan, but Iraq much much worst!

Trader#294C

Mar 11, 2026 12:44pm

I mean how? Do they have navy in Pacific?

What kind of fake news is this?

Jwosjw

Mar 11, 2026 12:49pm

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That news is false flag, this one is real tho

Mar 11, 2026 1:56pm

Quoting Trader#6CE0

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This is the orange clown's plan: Make a terrorist attack on the US, frame it on Iran, declare national security emergency, then cancel midterm.

Ignored

the midterm elections are a geigh Democrat hoax! We can't let them happen!

Ahmedskaf

Mar 12, 2026 10:03am

Quoting Riziq-Cap

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{quote} take care of the wahabi death squad head chopper, ISIS rebranded 2.0 who parade as president in your country, before even letting your tongue say anything about Iran. we still housing millions of you in our cities, they dont dare return due to the wahabi ISIS caliphate occupying Syria now. Dumb Arabs are unfortunately very common - you will speak yiddish if our front falls, how about that? So instead of spreading stupid psyops, get real! In fact, even if Iran did retaliate, it would be justified and part of International law, not the least,...

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You're a strange person. You're playing the victim completely. In this war, I don't support either side, whether it's America or Iran. On the contrary, we Syrians are happy about what's happening in Iran and Israel. Just to remind you: Iran is the one that bombed Syria with chemical weapons, killing hundreds of thousands of children and women.

kitawe

Mar 11, 2026 12:44pm

I was literally in a Long on NQ bruh

Trader#CCB0

Mar 11, 2026 1:55pm

If an Iranian drone ever tried to fly over California, it would probably get fined before it even landed.
“Sir, you entered restricted airspace, failed emissions testing, and your drone is not registered with the California Department of Feelings.”

Mar 11, 2026 4:16pm

Quoting FlyingTurtle

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{quote} Lay off the koolaid. The US market has been lagging the rest of the world. Why would they be jealous of poor performance?

Ignored

Dumbfuck magtards who comment here do not even trade, probably couldn't look at a chart and say what it is.

Polimini

Mar 11, 2026 1:49pm

The US just embraced stupid

Marbas

Mar 11, 2026 12:52pm

go go go go
I need JPY finally to raise xD

Trader#6862

Mar 11, 2026 12:46pm

Well I guess they can launch drones from some freighter offf the pacific

Trader#3321

Mar 11, 2026 1:05pm

What kind of BS is this??? The FBI? What are the local police going to do about it?

Hey, just wanted you to know, there is some jackass right now in your neighborhood, driving and texting. Look out!

Come on!

JeffEsptein2

Mar 11, 2026 1:35pm

What a dip buy with fake news, thank you forex factory

finetique

Mar 11, 2026 1:53pm

Probably, us military preparing some news ground, how people can react. If they laugh - they will strike themselves with some sort of Patriot, etc. Just to make locals panic and to un-tighten Govs hands to continue their bs in Middle East. Such a joke-world we live these days guys.

Mar 11, 2026 2:09pm

Its illegal for Iran to attack murikan main-land, the rule-based-order says so.

Meanwhile, just when they admit of killing 160 children, this news pops up:

It took 2 whole weeks to find the bomb coordinates

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Mar 12, 2026 9:51am

Quoting Ahmedskaf

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{quote} I agree with you

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take care of the wahabi death squad head chopper, ISIS rebranded 2.0 who parade as president in your country, before even letting your tongue say anything about Iran.

we still housing millions of you in our cities, they dont dare return due to the wahabi ISIS caliphate occupying Syria now.

Dumb Arabs are unfortunately very common - you will speak yiddish if our front falls, how about that?

So instead of spreading stupid psyops, get real!

In fact, even if Iran did retaliate, it would be justified and part of International law, not the least, within our rights to hit those who hit us.

I have met too many dumb Syrians so my patience with you is very low!

Mar 12, 2026 10:46am — Edited

Quoting Ahmedskaf

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{quote} You're a strange person. You're playing the victim completely. In this war, I don't support either side, whether it's America or Iran. On the contrary, we Syrians are happy about what's happening in Iran and Israel. Just to remind you: Iran is the one that bombed Syria with chemical weapons, killing hundreds of thousands of children and women.

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Who said that? White Helmet NGO, working with the wahabi death squad based in London?

- I thought it was Assad who chemically castrated you all?

I know most of you Syrians are morons, I pitty Assad for having to deal with such a bunch of seditionists - now ruled by a wahabi death squad, which no one knows the real name of - one day its julani, other day is shaara, next week he will come out as grandson of eli cohen

edit: are you really 18? if you are my comment is not directed at you, but Syrians who are older.

Mar 11, 2026 12:40pm

reality.
u r welcome

Mar 11, 2026 1:02pm

Just laughable news

Mar 12, 2026 9:38am

Quoting Trader#ABAA

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BS, Iran can not send drone to California.

Ignored

Of course you're right. But there are reports revealing that there are sleeper cells affiliated with the Iranian regime located on the California coast, and they are the ones who will launch the drones.

abelfxtrader

Mar 11, 2026 12:46pm

Do you have a better joke?

cco1569474

Mar 11, 2026 1:22pm

California is on Iran's side hitting them doesn't make any sense

althar

Mar 11, 2026 1:45pm

How stupid does a person have to be to believe this idiocy?

Trader#9777

Mar 11, 2026 12:45pm

Yes well I could threaten to strike the west coast too. It doesn't mean I can...

thanhjc

Mar 11, 2026 1:01pm

Iran -> California > 12,000 km. Drone 1-2000km. How?

NotAtrader

Mar 11, 2026 12:58pm

When Trump said "The war in Iran will soon end", he meant that the war will soon move from Iran to USA.

Bakker

Mar 11, 2026 1:01pm

Stupidity at its best.

Mar 11, 2026 1:31pm

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FXSayWhat

Mar 11, 2026 2:04pm

West coast folks has been telling Trump they like movies and beaches for the weekend.

Not a Drone from Iran.

Mar 11, 2026 2:12pm

Gayslam is gonna attack Texas next and then it's no more bacon!

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OutThere

Mar 11, 2026 5:11pm

I think when referring to the players in this war, it is better to be specific for the sake of the innocent people dragged into it.

Iran: Use Islamic Republic.
USA: Use Trump.
Israel: Use Natanyahoo

afevir

Mar 11, 2026 4:18pm

theoretical intention

Ahmedskaf

Mar 12, 2026 9:39am

Quoting Trader#6862

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Well I guess they can launch drones from some freighter offf the pacific

Ignored

I agree with you

TheCableman

Mar 11, 2026 1:39pm

I love how the USA thinks they are bulletproof.. 9-11 taught them nothing..

Trader#20F2

Mar 11, 2026 12:45pm

Can you stop? I'm trying to save for a mortgage

Trader#294C

Mar 11, 2026 12:46pm

If this is a traders trap its most basic, but brilliant

Trader#F582

Mar 11, 2026 12:49pm

wide stops in a market like this

Saminoori

Mar 11, 2026 1:00pm

If tensions escalate and Iran attacks the U.S., gold prices are likely to spike. Savvy investors could see big gains as markets react to geopolitical risks. Stay alert, this could be an opportunity to grow your wealth

Daxtrade

Mar 11, 2026 1:12pm

Iran do anything because this is war

Trader#6CE0

Mar 11, 2026 1:45pm

This is the orange clown's plan: Make a terrorist attack on the US, frame it on Iran, declare national security emergency, then cancel midterm.

Trader#B8AB

Mar 11, 2026 12:47pm

this is crazy and quite concerning

Mar 11, 2026 12:53pm

Market up or down

Mar 11, 2026 12:54pm

This is, and I cannot stress this enough, literally impossible for them to do.

Trader#1FAA

Mar 11, 2026 12:57pm

Completely fake headline followed by flush out..........classic.

Saminoori

Mar 11, 2026 1:04pm

Stay alert! Geopolitical tensions could make gold soar—this might be your chance to profit

Mar 11, 2026 1:06pm

my SL crying

Mar 11, 2026 1:32pm

In any case, this will benefit the smart traders lol....

sameermota

Mar 11, 2026 1:46pm

its all bulls**t, another Trump imaginary episode of the war or how to justify another move.

Trader#D8EE

Mar 11, 2026 1:56pm

From Grete Thunberg boat I imagine...

Trader#884C

Mar 11, 2026 2:09pm

Most likely USA is trying to create a scenario for using Nukes against Iran. Same kind of scenario like which was created to attack Cuba in the past by making a fake attack on the US and then blaming Cuba for the attack on the USA and circulating such news in the Media. It is definitely evil attempt and plot of the USA and Israel (Mossad, CIA and FBI).

Trader#2500

Mar 11, 2026 2:43pm

Quoting Trader#884C

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Most likely USA is trying to create a scenario for using Nukes against Iran. Same kind of scenario like which was created to attack Cuba in the past by making a fake attack on the US and then blaming Cuba for the attack on the USA and circulating such news in the Media. It is definitely evil attempt and plot of the USA and Israel (Mossad, CIA and FBI).

Ignored

If we use nukes in Iran, Russia uses nukes in Ukraine. There is no appetite for this anywhere.

BarackSadart

Mar 11, 2026 2:53pm

Anyone eating this BS up? Guess nothing to see here

Trader#10C0

Mar 11, 2026 7:14pm

This site always posted fake news news that not true lolzzzzz

Trader#1294

Mar 11, 2026 8:39pm

To protect its position as the world's number one superpower, the US has waged wars, financed wars, and engaged in plunder and invasion all over the world. - It would be wonderful if one day war broke out right here on American soil (New York, California, Washington,...): the American people would feel the consequences of the crimes they have committed against humanity. "You reap what you sow."

Trader#10C0

Mar 12, 2026 12:44am

Quoting Trader#1294

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To protect its position as the world's number one superpower, the US has waged wars, financed wars, and engaged in plunder and invasion all over the world. - It would be wonderful if one day war broke out right here on American soil (New York, California, Washington,...): the American people would feel the consequences of the crimes they have committed against humanity. "You reap what you sow."

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Hope so this will happens let them suffer

Trader#8146

Mar 11, 2026 12:40pm

no wonder everything jus dropped

Trader#C4C3

Mar 11, 2026 12:40pm

My pig of***

Trader#E5D7

Mar 11, 2026 12:40pm

ggs

Trader#692C

Mar 11, 2026 12:40pm

Yess

Trader#A55F

Mar 11, 2026 12:42pm

High impact sudden news

Trader#99C7

Mar 11, 2026 12:42pm

Nuke'em

Trader#1017

Mar 11, 2026 12:46pm

> how

< from an unidentified vessel off the coast

Same strategy russians use for launching their drones. From a random cargo ship

Trader#04BD

Mar 11, 2026 12:51pm

The worlds ending

Trader#F75D

Mar 11, 2026 12:52pm

Paid news, Iran doesn't need to attack so far away

to believe this, you gotta be a dreamy kid... Iran just defends it's coast I doubt that it will attack further than this.

Trader#2500

Mar 11, 2026 12:53pm

Quoting kitawe

Disliked

I was literally in a Long on NQ bruh

Ignored

Why in the world would you be long stocks?? Everything is dictated on spontaneous news releases you have no way to account for.

Trader#B749

Mar 11, 2026 12:53pm

Quoting fatbat

Disliked

Hey, is this the comedy channel or what?

Ignored

No, it's the TDS support group site.

Trader#6A78

Mar 11, 2026 12:58pm

absolute cinema

Trader#068D

Mar 11, 2026 12:59pm

The sound of

Trader#068D

Mar 11, 2026 1:00pm

Gold buy

Trader#D960

Mar 11, 2026 1:00pm

what happened

Trader#EA63

Mar 11, 2026 1:01pm

Iran has no idea what lays in store for them if they attack any state in the USA.

Trader#83F1

Mar 11, 2026 1:05pm

Sigh... the market is trading like its 3am...

Trader#E25E

Mar 11, 2026 1:07pm

Hold my Beer.

Trader#E5D0

Mar 11, 2026 2:23pm

“Trump says war with Iran will end soon”. Literally 1 hour later

Trader#ACF2

Mar 11, 2026 10:14pm