DislikedWell, there are at least three other possibilities for you.
Look into forming an entity outside the USA, domiciled in a friendly country. Form, say an IBC (International Business Corporation) or otherwise and trade in the name of that entity. Since such corporations are a separate legal entity it will only require that the broker/dealer accept the Corp. as a customer.
If you're in a position to do so, get dual citizenship (yes, it is entirely legal) and none of this regulatory nonsense created for your "protection" will apply to you at...Ignored