OK, y'all, gather 'round.
Would you like to hear a raunchy joke or learn to use VHands Trading simulator? Your choice.
I know it's Friday afternoon, getting close to party time and all that, but every trainer on earth worth his salt will tell you to paper trade and this will take months or years off your time to profitability. Now some generous and brilliant programmer is even gonna save you the paper.
Myself, I've never done it, I was too busy trying to make money.
Alright, OK, here's the joke. It's not actually raunchy, and is probably my favorite joke of all time. It applies to trading in the sense of patience. OK?
Alright, this guy renounces the material world, divests of all earthly possesssions and joins an elite order of monks. As part of their discipline, they are allowed to say only two words every 7 years.
Seven years pass, he appears before the head monk, and says, "bed ,,, hard". And walks out.
Seven more years go by, he goes to the head monk and says, dejectedly, "food....... lousy!". Walks out the door.
Seven more years pass, he walks swiftly into the head monk's office and says, abruptly, "I .. QUIT".
The head monk replies, "I'm not surprised. You've done nothing but bitch since you got here!"
Would you like to hear a raunchy joke or learn to use VHands Trading simulator? Your choice.
I know it's Friday afternoon, getting close to party time and all that, but every trainer on earth worth his salt will tell you to paper trade and this will take months or years off your time to profitability. Now some generous and brilliant programmer is even gonna save you the paper.
Myself, I've never done it, I was too busy trying to make money.
Alright, OK, here's the joke. It's not actually raunchy, and is probably my favorite joke of all time. It applies to trading in the sense of patience. OK?
Alright, this guy renounces the material world, divests of all earthly possesssions and joins an elite order of monks. As part of their discipline, they are allowed to say only two words every 7 years.
Seven years pass, he appears before the head monk, and says, "bed ,,, hard". And walks out.
Seven more years go by, he goes to the head monk and says, dejectedly, "food....... lousy!". Walks out the door.
Seven more years pass, he walks swiftly into the head monk's office and says, abruptly, "I .. QUIT".
The head monk replies, "I'm not surprised. You've done nothing but bitch since you got here!"
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