"A Fool and his money are soon departed".

MAGA supporter furious after buying $640 Trump watch missing a very important feature

Please nobody notice that Obama's 'deal' was the same as this one. Trump Hates the comparison.

Trump: Iran must agree they will never have nuclear weapon. Hormuz Strait must be immediately...

"It is critically important that the CFTC’s exclusive authority over Prediction Markets is maintained under my control, and that I continue to fill my pockets in order to provide my invaluable service to the American People, who, cannot possibly ...

Trump: It is critically important that the CFTC’s exclusive authority over prediction markets...

Pigs flying is still possible, too, lil' Marco.

Rubio: Iran deal still possible within days despite US strikes

To be clear, this is in donny's senile fever dream, and not what was agreed to, nor ever will be agreed to by Iran. So how many of the 14 points of the 'plan' have been agreed to by Iran? He won't say. Are they setting up for another stock trading ...

Trump: Enriched uranium will either be turned over to the US to be destroyed or destroyed in...

So many promises. So few results.

What happens when the war really ends

Something's eating him. Very defensive of Obama's deal that he ripped up and now secretly kicking himself that he didn't make a new agreement before scrapping the Obama deal. Also butt hurt because he's not getting praise for his deal (which doesn't ...

Trump: If I make a deal with Iran, it will be a good and proper one

Just another metric for inflation. Americans didn't Buy more, they merely paid more for less stuff.

US retail sales rose for the third consecutive month in April

We always are. This is part of the problem. We lap it up like it's another episode of The Apprentice.

Trump weighs military action against Iran: Axios

Relax. This is Trump telescoping exactly what he's NOT going to do. He knows he's toast if he even thinks about putting boots on Iranian soil. Thousands of US troops would be smoked, and this would be his end.

Trump weighs military action against Iran: Axios

Trump, what would that '70%' be, exactly? Oh, jacking up our fuel prices, wasting 40% of our weapons stocks, making you a laughing stock throughout the globe? Then sure, you've done 70% of your goals with Making America Weak Again. Idiot.

Trump: We have achieved 70 percent of our goals in Iran and we have other targets that we may...

"We've run out of ideas", says Cpt. Donald Bligh as he is forced out on the plank by sharp jabs of Iranian swords. Arrgh! Here's an idea. How about not causing a mutiny to begin with, when you filled your diaper and expect us to clean the mess up.

US Energy Secretary Wright: We're open to all ideas

Don't want to ruin your day, but it's not gonna be that easy, Vlad.

Putin: I think the Ukraine conflict is coming to an end

Luigi COULD just hand the $1.5M over to donald of Orange to buy himself a total and complete Pardon. Trump is selling those, ya know, and sometimes for a lot less that that.

Luigi Mangione Celebrates 28th Birthday With $1.5 Million in Donations

Russia is naturally going to ignore any agreement Trump announces - Because he announced it. Then, Putin is going to pull his bloody thumb out of Trump's eye and laugh in his face (again).

Trump: Pleased to announce three day ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine

Because Russia is naturally going to ignore any agreement Trump announces - Because he announced it. Then, Putin is going to pull his bloody thumb out of Trump's eye and laugh in his face (again).

Trump: Pleased to announce three day ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine

Someone, plz summarize for me as I cannot listen to that Dotard. ty

President Trump Delivers Remarks

"The analysis by the U.S. intelligence community, whose secret assessments on Iran have often been more sober than the administration’s public statements..." This is what happens when Trump hires a less than sober drunk flunky as the DefSec.

U.S. intelligence says Iran can outlast Trump’s Hormuz blockade for months

Lemme guess. 2 weeks, right?

Trump Says Iran Issue Will Be Resolved “Very Quickly”

They promised. Good. Now you can extract your nuts from Iran's vice. Now STFU.

Trump Makes Claim About Iran’s Leadership and Says “We Have Won”