So which is it? Brain mush.

Trump on Iran: They want to make a deal

...based on what my Fox & Friends sock muppets bet on in the markets.

Trump: The Iran War could drag on for another two to three weeks

By shaking countries and private companies down. Shaking them upside down by their ankles is how mafia Don 'does' his tariffs. What a thug and bully!

Trump: I hate to have to pay tariffs back, already doing other ways of tariffs

Especially when Trump never indicated (with verification) that he has not been the recipient of these tariff funds. Where's the accounting in the US Treasury that these funds even went where they were supposed to?

Trump: I hate to have to pay tariffs back, already doing other ways of tariffs

Sounds like it's Game On in The Strait now.

UAE Defence Ministry intercepted three missiles from Iran; Fourth missile crashed in sea

So it has come to this. The US Navy reduced to doing what a couple of channel navigation tugboats do. How far we've come, and this is... just the beginning.

Trump: US will guide neutral ships safely out of Strait of Hormuz starting Monday morning

Discussing the construction of a Trump luxury 'Iranian Riviera' on the gulf, no doubt.

Witkoff says Sunday we're in conversation with Iran: CNN

donald, you've never studied anything. Expect your polls to sink another 10 points, minimum, then pound sand. Iran isn't asking for your acceptance, nor does it need it.

Trump on Iran proposal: It's not acceptable to me

Let's first address the price the World has paid for your unnecessary war of choice, donald. But evidently, now YOU are to be the arbiter of all prices to be paid by everyone for all grievances, real or imagined. You obviously don't want to find a ...

Trump: I will soon be reviewing the plan that Iran has just sent to us

Not even sure that they can. US took a whooping in the Bay of Pigs and Cuba still has a professional force structure (thanks to Putin). There's no money for this size of invasion, and it's not defensive in nature, so congress would tell him TGFO.

Trump: US will be taking over Cuba "almost immediately"

Except for who's running the shop Now.

Trump: US will be taking over Cuba "almost immediately"

...with my tiki-torch brigade and General Pepe leading the way!

Trump: US will be taking over Cuba "almost immediately"

The only thing that has come crashing down is Trump's credibility and poll numbers. Iran, for its part, is doing just fine. Trump will figure this out eventually. He lost.

Trump: Oil price will come crashing down as soon as war over

If the Republicans in congress have any vestiges of backbone left, now is the time to find them. They can shut this King Orange madness down right now if they want to. Kegsbreath cannot sustain 2 - 3 aircraft carriers in the gulf much longer, so ...

Trump: Oil price will come crashing down as soon as war over

Right after Canada, Greenland, Venezuela, the Falkland Islands, and Spain.

Trump: US will be taking over Cuba "almost immediately"

Toddler. With a constantly full diaper. I swear that he's blasted drunk all the time.

Trump: US will be taking over Cuba "almost immediately"

But LOTS of Americans drink single malt scotch. Trump got played...by himself, as usual.

Trump: I will be removing the tariffs and restrictions on whiskey having to do with Scotland

All because of you, donald, and your eternal font of magnanimity. What a Statesman! well, in all seriousness, many KY bourbon makers have already gone out of business, so too little and Way too late. KY hates your guts, dickhead.

Trump: I will be removing the tariffs and restrictions on whiskey having to do with Scotland

Only in your orange-tinted fever dreams. You sound desperate as hell, and congress will soon be voting against your unnecessary war of choice, as your window is closing fast to keep this adventure going without more funding. Congress isn't in the ...

Trump: Iran is dying to make a deal. Iran cannot be nuclear

From the C Suite to Prison Cell Suite shared with Mrs. Bubba. Enjoy your new life and all the gifts it brings, hon.

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