US And Iranian Negotiation Teams To Return To Islamabad For Peace Talks Later This Week &#x2013; RTRS Cites Sources

It's a solid model:

Step 1) "Leak" some market moving info.

Step 2) Entertainment media amplify it without thought because they all parrot the same stories to maximise revenue with the smallest cost.

Step 3) Watch the NLP algos run riot from reading the rumour.

Step 4) Profit.

It's all very predictable for a human, but less so for algos.

Wild speculation, of course. It could just be a consequence only of sensationalist reporting. But very plausibly corruption :]

Apr 14, 2026 3:33am

The forces behind this administration use this very tactic as their bread and butter:

breitbart news
cambridge analytica

Without the bullshit, they wouldn’t be in power.

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bunnytradekn

Apr 14, 2026 2:23am

gold is trapping buyers don't fall in trap gold will crash this month 4000

Apr 14, 2026 2:27am

For real

Apr 14, 2026 7:39am

Please go short. All you got. Tell all your friends. Get everyone piled on. Thanks

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Apr 14, 2026 3:01am

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TurboTax80

Apr 14, 2026 3:13am

This is blasphemy...woe onto you Trump...

PDiddler44

Apr 15, 2026 4:01am

I was laughing at this post at how crazy and stupid it was for a president to behave like this till I saw baphomet in the back

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Apr 14, 2026 3:23am

Maybe you need to follow him too to become a better person.

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Apr 14, 2026 4:27am

We also need regime change for the US, this idiocracy thing isn't funny anymore

Whale

Apr 14, 2026 4:33am

like who? Hussein Obama?

Apr 14, 2026 4:53am

Hussein, Kamala, Mamdani. All great All American candidates.

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Apr 14, 2026 4:33am

Go ahead change their regime, although it changes every 4 years based on fair and free elections.

Apr 14, 2026 4:52am

not according to your idol Trump, elections aren't fair in the US
Maybe someone should kidnap their president lmao

Apr 14, 2026 4:56am

Replying to Polimini

Who cares what he says? They have been fair regardless.
And since when you follow Trump's words? You usually say the opposite. So if he said elections were unfair, you should automatically be saying they are fair. Right?
PS, ya whoever smacks Ayatollah asses is my Idol. Does Portugal want to be my Idol?
PSS, Kidnapping their president turned out to be a good idea as far as I know.

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Apr 14, 2026 4:24am

He's clearly portraying Jesus raising Epstein from the dead like Lazarus. Ironic that Trump is almost certainly the one who killed him, or gave the order to.

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Shafii

Apr 14, 2026 2:50am

Also on LiveSquawk: “PAKISTAN FOREIGN MINISTRY: NO DATE OR TIME HAS BEEN SET FOR THE SECOND ROUND OF US-IRAN NEGOTIATIONS.”
It’s interesting how all the other market-moving news seems to be citing mysterious “sources” or “US officials”.

TheDazman

Apr 14, 2026 3:22am

It's not news when anonymous sources are citied: it's rumour dressed as fact. I pay zero attention to it personally. It's best to observe the material world instead: objectivity may not be perfect, but it's generally more useful and reliable than building knowledge from subjective information.

Apr 14, 2026 3:37am

There no such thing as objectivity. There is no “view from nowhere”. This is a modern western myth sustained by scientism sycophants.

The material world also doesn’t exist: it’s a subjective delusion of relative permanence. Everything flowing and changing all the time: Your subjectivity makes it look not so; make some things appear seperate/definite/objective.

TheDazman

Apr 14, 2026 3:45am

Missed the point - you might be able to confuse yourself by deconstructing the concept of objective measurements of the physical world using incomplete or untestable theories of theoretical physics as a basis for doubt. Yet you then become blinkered to its usefulness - it provides a repeatable and testable method to make useful predictions. Something subjective methods cannot do because they are by their nature indeterminate.

Apr 14, 2026 3:57am

If you reinsert subjectivity into all your scientific endeavours, you will find your measurements become even more useful. In fact letting uncertainty back into picture will keep your judgements value/pragmatic based; more vague, more feeling and judgement involved, but more useful. You will find yourself firmly planted on the terrain and not on the map you’ve created.

Really useful philosophy for trading.

Apr 14, 2026 4:14am

The universe is indeterminant, probabilistic. It seems deterministic because the odds overwhelmingly favor regular outcomes, but you're right to not bet on longshots.

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Apr 14, 2026 4:08am

Yep, An object with no subject isn't observed. It's objectively true that there is no objective truth

The problem with the material world being subjective is the subject is also part of the material world.

Apr 14, 2026 4:18am

Nice. But i feel the subject is part of a material delusion and part of something else. That meeting place being the conscious experience.

Apr 14, 2026 4:45am

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Yeah the interaction between subject and object is reality, but the subject doesn't realize it's part of the object. Thoughts and observations are part of everything else that's going on in the universe.

What is mind? It doesn't matter.
What is matter? Nevermind.

Old Alan Watts joke to show that mind and matter go together.

Apr 14, 2026 4:53am

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haha.. we clearly read the same things!

Apr 14, 2026 5:24am

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I thought you might be a fan

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Apr 14, 2026 4:22am

SquawkBait would be more accurate at this point.

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Apr 14, 2026 2:13am

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pigeon091

Apr 14, 2026 3:23am

Lord Jesus is King! He died for our sins and rose from the dead 3 days later and defeated sin. Repent!

enarco

Apr 14, 2026 7:40am

actually you are both living in a farce. Religion is not real guys. 99% Buddhist in Cambodia is all you need to know. Your all powerful god? Is not.

pigeon091

Apr 14, 2026 7:51am

Truth isn't determined by a demographic map. If a certain culture was never taught mathematics, math wouldn't suddenly become 'a farce.' It’s true that geography influences what people are exposed to, but an all powerful God gives humanity free will to seek Him or follow the culture around them. Christianity is based on a historical event the resurrection of Jesus which remains true regardless of who believes it. Wish you the best on the charts.

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Apr 14, 2026 2:37am

I hope they send a friendly mullah this time.

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Trader#0226

Apr 14, 2026 3:17am

fuckk off

Apr 14, 2026 4:31am

woof woof

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Whale

Apr 14, 2026 4:27am

lol!! good one!

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BaliBoyz80

Apr 14, 2026 2:08am

ohhh peace coming, will safeheaven drop ? No body knows

Apr 14, 2026 4:23am

maybe there is a body or 2 that knows

GainingBucks

Apr 14, 2026 7:57am

It’s been dropping the past couple of weeks already.

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Riziq-Cap

Apr 14, 2026 5:09am

The reverse nazi spokesman have gone totally unhinged today - did he get new aderall supply?

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Apr 14, 2026 5:19am

Wow you rationale is so powerful. I am crushed.
I wonder if your pic could be presented to Amnesty International or UN in the same way that multiple documented crimes of Mullahs against humanity have been presented. Man... with a picture like that, the crimes of Mullahs are automatically erased. It is so good that they have you to help them out with such strong documentation. I think I should just turn myself in.

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Apr 14, 2026 10:21am

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Apr 14, 2026 4:28am

The Mullahs are squirming in pain. How long can they hold on?

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noza

Apr 14, 2026 11:02am

There’s no need to talk until Trump is ready to discuss peace – especially when US citizens are protesting on the streets to pressure him to step down. Why would he stop his aggression toward the global economy if US taxpayers don’t find anything wrong? For Trump, if my voters are ok, why i should stop.

jordanvic

Apr 14, 2026 2:29am

Fight fire with fire strategy apparently works. Good job to whoever came up with the stupid US blockade idea.

Apr 14, 2026 2:32am

Excellent Idea. Has the Iranian mullas begging for mercy. Very good job indeed.

MartinPHal

Apr 14, 2026 4:04am

Indeed, with every rejection(be it claims of peace developments on unfair terms, or to stop defending) - they seem to be scared sh*tless. At least we know where your brain is from your name!

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hesron

Apr 14, 2026 5:15am

negotiations should continue and the war should also continue

Trader#D93B

Apr 14, 2026 2:14am

manipulated my setup. exactly at london open, ?

Trader#F121

Apr 14, 2026 3:48am

You took a short?

s7z

Apr 14, 2026 3:50am

you took a short?

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Lolas134

Apr 14, 2026 2:07am

Yay, i love rollercoaster

Apr 14, 2026 2:07am

well, well, well

Apr 14, 2026 2:08am

Trader#B0D7

Apr 14, 2026 2:09am

O my GOD.Looks like Trump is wining again.

Apr 14, 2026 2:29am

You forgot an "h" in "whining".

PDiddler44

Apr 15, 2026 4:05am

Hahaha

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Trader#30D2

Apr 14, 2026 2:10am

Trump will be defeated by men... the market will be defeated.

Trader#8BCE

Apr 14, 2026 2:11am

Big sell moving

Wind7Argo

Apr 14, 2026 2:16am

When exactly?

Trader#23C8

Apr 14, 2026 2:18am

This corruption in the market has to be investigated.

Trader#5F50

Apr 14, 2026 2:27am

Dear Sir/Madam
We are the corruption department, we investigated ourselves and found there was no corruption

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Apr 14, 2026 3:44am

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Trader#087B

Apr 14, 2026 2:29am

least obvious insider trading

goodhex

Apr 14, 2026 3:08am

real result is only market full of fake signals .. thats all folks

Trader#9A89

Apr 14, 2026 3:19am

And iranian will denied later… get ready to sky rocket Usoil

brianysf

Apr 14, 2026 3:55am

this is fake news. no confirmed sources of iran meeting usa again this week

Ashik67

Apr 14, 2026 8:08am

gold is trapping buyers don't fall in trap gold will crash this month 4000

Trader#9D88

Apr 14, 2026 9:02am

oh yea.. they both made deal under the table split profits on oil later

Trader#F0DC

Apr 14, 2026 2:07am

Wow

Trader#0937

Apr 14, 2026 2:07am

BOOM

Trader#9600

Apr 14, 2026 2:09am

In this crazy market, no matter the headline, just buy buy buy babeeee

Trader#F705

Apr 14, 2026 2:09am

lie just to take stop ls from us

Trader#F0DC

Apr 14, 2026 2:10am

Trader#5F50

Apr 14, 2026 2:11am

Gold to the moon

Trader#E298

Apr 14, 2026 2:12am

lol the timings on these news

Trader#BAC5

Apr 14, 2026 3:45am

They travel in person but never see each other in person

Trader#2015

Apr 14, 2026 8:06am

What is there really to talk ?

Trader#56D8

Apr 14, 2026 10:10am

Are those news legit ?

Trader#B1D7

Apr 15, 2026 2:00am