Iran: Strait won't reopen based on Trump's 'absurd' displays

Iran: Strait won't reopen based on Trump's 'absurd' displays

*IRAN: STRAIT WON'T REOPEN BASED ON TRUMP'S 'ABSURD' DISPLAYS
— zerohedge (@zerohedge) April 1, 2026

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IRAN'S FOREIGN MINISTER ARAGHCHI: ONLY IRAN AND OMAN WILL DECIDE THE FUTURE OF THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ - PRESS TV.
— First Squawk (@FirstSquawk) April 1, 2026

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Apr 1, 2026 8:50am

if only the retarded americans paid the price for them having a retarded president i would be fine with that. But everyone pays the price for americans being so stupid

erickgruis

Apr 1, 2026 9:08am

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We aren't stupid. Our other options were a walking corpse and a special ed prostitute. Based on what we were promised, we chose the best option. Sadly, all 3 were jewish psy-ops.

Fractality

Apr 1, 2026 9:45am

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That is very much true my friend. I'm terribly sorry for that.

Xautrucho

Apr 1, 2026 1:34pm

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No, admit it, we fumbled. Science and Chips Act was set in place to handle all the nonsense the current administration is trying to address. This administration chose to go about it in a private route, and that has everything to do with profits. Ultimately, this all about rare earth metals and destabilizing China. Unfortunately, we're not making much progress.

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Apr 1, 2026 2:59pm

You Jealous

Apr 1, 2026 3:15pm

It's just as much the Democrats fault for not producing any viable options whatsoever. It's unbelievable to think that in a country of nearly 350 million people, that those were the only available options. Nearly 10 years ago, they even had to go outside of politics to find their president.

It's so laughable it has to be rigged

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GainingBucks

Apr 1, 2026 8:45am

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Who didn’t see this one coming

liljjxsss

Apr 1, 2026 3:04pm

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fr like this what so fcking obvious.

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Apr 1, 2026 8:45am

lol ! APRIL FOUL !!

Apr 1, 2026 8:43am

i m done with all this bs

OnlineAddict

Apr 1, 2026 9:26am

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The US has just lost another war. Talk about a Paper Tiger.

MANlysis

Apr 1, 2026 8:48am

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I bet U.S and Iran are doing this intentionally to demoralise traders like us

ucmenow

Apr 1, 2026 8:54am

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War is rarely about defense or politics. Crises are orchestrated by central planners to justify a controlled response, to push populations toward compliance.

At its core, its about a far deeper ideology. The blueprint for the NWO/One World Government. A systematic consolidation of power and control over global finance and authority.

This has always been the agenda. Every crisis is a step toward the ultimate concentration of power.

Fxgfitking

Apr 1, 2026 9:05am

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It is draining. I am not complaining, but its a bit stressful to be at the mercy of TWEETS

Xautrucho

Apr 1, 2026 1:38pm

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Lately, it's about patience. We have to measure twice so that we only cut once. 3 good trades a week, if limits are activated, wonderful, if not, no trading. The hardest part about trading is distracting ourselves from the fact that we're here to generate funds. Good measure always outweighs impulse. The devil is on the loose and we can't afford to expand our stop losses, we must trace volume and adapt.

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JeffEsptein2

Apr 1, 2026 9:00am

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Do not disrespect my leader you defunct regime!!
Trump

Maverickady

Apr 1, 2026 9:07am

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who? the clown is your leader

His family is making shit ton of money with this pump and dump and here is you

JeffEsptein2

Apr 1, 2026 9:10am

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I do not care, I am ready lose everything to make him win

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Trader#5DD9

Apr 1, 2026 9:28am

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in the words of Tina Turner" What's love got to do with it" LOL...the jokes on you and with a screen name like that you should just roll over and become a speed bump!

JeffEsptein2

Apr 1, 2026 10:21am

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Can you roll over first? Because I got a pack of condoms

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Xautrucho

Apr 1, 2026 1:42pm

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Who are you and why won't you shut up?

CycleGF

Apr 1, 2026 1:46pm

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Who is your leader MF ?

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Apr 1, 2026 8:44am

Fuck uuuu trummmppp

Apr 1, 2026 7:58pm

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ffghost

Apr 1, 2026 8:49am

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To be fair, the comments about Iran "and Oman" determining the future of the strait is new info. You wouldn't have seen the inclusion of any other country a couple of weeks ago.

Trader#A14E

Apr 1, 2026 10:03am

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Iran sensing US weakness....building bridges?

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JVT4

Apr 1, 2026 8:49am

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Trumps demands are MEANINGLESS!!!

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ucmenow

Apr 1, 2026 8:45am

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"It'll open based on something else" and "it'll open based on something else because we decided it will"

Mayraj

Apr 1, 2026 8:48am

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How we can trade during in tump addministion? Some one guide please

ucmenow

Apr 1, 2026 8:50am

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What has worked for me the last few weeks is, expect Tweets every morning. Scalp what you can during Asia / Aus. Dont hold positions. Be quick to take profits. Sit out and watch the rest of it. No position is a position.

Mayraj

Apr 1, 2026 9:00am

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Thanks, man. <3

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Fxgfitking

Apr 1, 2026 8:54am

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Trade SMALLLLLL & Be Extra Patient. That has worked for me.

LTliquidfart

Apr 1, 2026 10:07am

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Trade after 10am eastern standard time. Most tweets are done and news reports released. You’ll see charts clearer path. Good luck

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Le-Cavx

Apr 1, 2026 8:51am

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looking at XAUUSD I can quite tell that everybody now realised this is all bs and it doesn't affect the market anymore (or at least, much less aggressively compared to past 2 weeks)

chaoshydra

Apr 1, 2026 8:55am — Edited

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at the next Donald's convention....

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LightchaserG

Apr 1, 2026 8:48am

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we never expected it! :-D lol

CycleGF

Apr 1, 2026 12:52pm

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All the Shiite must leave the Middle East back to Iran

CycleGF

Apr 1, 2026 1:43pm

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Is Iran still on the Map ?

ChaoticWave

Apr 1, 2026 8:47am

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It's the same back and forth everyday now, but only Trumps lies move the price for some reason.

diabolical

Apr 1, 2026 9:03am

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USA and Iran are playing gametype tug-of-war for a while, maye it's time for another gametype, like capture the flag, to keep things interesting. /s

88tradesx

Apr 1, 2026 8:44am

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trump talks too much.

Yoloo123

Apr 1, 2026 8:44am

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Bro how many times are you going to fucking tweet

mouhaned

Apr 1, 2026 8:44am

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yooooowww fuck u trumpp

Fractality

Apr 1, 2026 8:46am

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Well boys. Now trumps ego is hurt. Boots on the ground soon.

Trader#DB38

Apr 1, 2026 8:58am

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Give the boots people diapers also because they will go there and soso in their pants.

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Trader#C62D

Apr 1, 2026 11:19am

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Imagine hating Trump so bad, you hate America and root for terrorists instead of the US.

Im looking at you, liberals.

yudis07

Apr 1, 2026 8:48am

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Trying to dump the market again, but they believe what Trump said.

Trader#13B3

Apr 1, 2026 8:45am

Damn It

Apr 1, 2026 8:46am

what a U turn

Apr 1, 2026 8:47am

dam, the guy is causing a lot of volatility on oil

Apr 1, 2026 8:48am

Let's freaking gooo.

Apr 1, 2026 8:51am

If Pinocchio was a person it would be Trump

Apr 1, 2026 8:52am

Hello

Apr 1, 2026 8:52am

Trump u have to stop the war

Mayraj

Apr 1, 2026 8:53am

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How can we trade during the Trump administration? Someone guide, please.

Trader#B504

Apr 1, 2026 8:54am

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I believe Trump, Iran is full of shit, these the same people bragged about sinking the Gerald R Ford & released & AI video for proof.. liars!!

Trader#94FD

Apr 1, 2026 8:54am

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Bitcoin dump man

LoveH

Apr 1, 2026 9:26am

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This is good news for the world, Iran wants to open Strait but not under anyone dictation.

Hersheys7100

Apr 1, 2026 10:37am

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Again???? TRUMP PLEASE STOPPPPPP STOPPPPPP

Trader#9F4C

Apr 1, 2026 10:58am

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Can someone buy Donald a second phone.

I've never made so much money from trading.

I'm looking forward to the next 2-3 years as I expect it is just going to be more of the same.

BTW why would you short gold when it is going up?

Lesson 1: work out if the market is going up or down and trade with it!

Remember Darwin's theory, adapt or go extinct.

This is so much better than the previous guy.
All I remember of him is;
He fell off his bike,
He fell off the stage
I bet Jill even had to strap him on so he didn't fall off half way through.

Trader#FF1C

Apr 1, 2026 8:47am

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Where is popcorn to watch these news war

Trader#289D

Apr 1, 2026 8:47am

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6$ gas coming

Trader#8487

Apr 1, 2026 8:47am

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Eu still gon hit tho

Trader#B7A9

Apr 1, 2026 8:47am

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Fake news! Iran's foreign minister doesn't get to decide, the supreme leader does!!!!

Trader#7907

Apr 1, 2026 8:48am

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Friday oil up. Boots over weekend

Trader#5C7A

Apr 1, 2026 8:50am

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Hahahahah...

Trump: "had good talks with pinocchio..."

Pinocchio: "had no talks with the US"

Trump: "we're inches from closing the deal with pinocchio"

Pinocchio: "..."

Trader#3B53

Apr 1, 2026 8:50am

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Can i trade wtf market

Trader#D5EF

Apr 1, 2026 8:52am

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hmm

Trader#12F6

Apr 1, 2026 8:55am

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Fuck trumpp

Trader#06CF

Apr 1, 2026 8:56am

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Gold is about to Crash!

Trader#3D60

Apr 1, 2026 8:57am

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I have been fucking the market for the last one month

Trader#9E4A

Apr 1, 2026 8:59am

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sell gold

Trader#2298

Apr 1, 2026 9:02am

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Haha

Trader#A62F

Apr 1, 2026 9:12am

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start a fight,someone wins someone loses .we started it

Trader#B0B8

Apr 1, 2026 9:12am

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trump should give me insider trades

Trader#AF0F

Apr 1, 2026 9:23am

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People still don't understand this Trump is a damn good BUSINESSMAN. Even if you hate him

His kids probably making Billions listening to his dad in Forex Exchange.

Trader#D6BF

Apr 1, 2026 9:43am

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Who didn't see this one coming

Trader#58B8

Apr 1, 2026 2:01pm

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America is full of inbreds. Drumpf being the SUPREME LEADER

Hahahahahahahahaha

Trader#B173

Apr 1, 2026 8:43am

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come on guys

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