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Goat
Jun 3, 2021 10:18pm
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Elon is the kind of nerd that makes me miss bullies.
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Goat
Jun 4, 2021 2:33am
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Quoting umbrella man
He cannot run for IS president because did not born in the US.
Ohhhh!!! Right!! Phew!!!

Hmm, then how did Obama become president?
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Goat
Jun 3, 2021 11:11pm
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Quoting Guest
Doods lucky hes got dollars for days otherwise hed never have gotten laid. Billionaire status but his kill count still prolly <5
Read this interview from his second wife (who looks like a younger version of his first wife): https://www.businessinsider.com/how-...h-riley-2015-5

She describes the night she met Elon. He went to the club, ordered bottle service by himself, then asked his waitress to bring Talulah to his table.

To make that even way more douchier, he had three children at the time!!!
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swagtrading
Jun 4, 2021 1:24am
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Quoting Goat
I know this sounds crazy, but I think it's time to start considering if Elon will run for US President. That's the only growth path I can think of for his cult. It also solves all his legal problems.
That would be EPIC! The entertainment which Trump gave is nothing compared to what Elon could give.
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umbrella man
Jun 4, 2021 2:31am
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Just explains the crypto currency as an asset, is a Ponzi Scheme. Elon is the best thing happened to crypto. Without him, it would take longer for people to see the truth about crypto nature. It’s not a store of value. A cash system, maybe!
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BTCmailman
Jun 5, 2021 3:53pm
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https://twitter.com/wolfejosh/status/1401223738151030784?s=19

You can't make this shit up
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Goat
Jun 3, 2021 11:25pm
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I know this sounds crazy, but I think it's time to start considering if Elon will run for US President. That's the only growth path I can think of for his cult. It also solves all his legal problems.
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umbrella man
Jun 4, 2021 2:29am
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He cannot run for the US president because did not born in the US.
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Trader#E92A
Jun 3, 2021 10:53pm
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Doods lucky hes got dollars for days otherwise hed never have gotten laid. Billionaire status but his kill count still prolly <5
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swagtrading
Jun 4, 2021 7:58am
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Quoting umbrella man
He cannot run for the US president because did not born in the US.
Nah...Actually he can. Here is the relevant section:

https://constitution.congress.gov/browse/essay/artII-S1-C5-1/ALDE_00001124/

He became a US Citizen in 2002, when he was 32!
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cryptocow
Jun 4, 2021 1:54pm
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Quoting Goat
I know this sounds crazy, but I think it's time to start considering if Elon will run for US President. That's the only growth path I can think of for his cult. It also solves all his legal problems.
I was thinking the same thing. Lucky he is not a "natural born Citizen." He can still become a Governator, however.
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umbrella man
Jun 4, 2021 2:50pm
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Quoting swagtrading
{quote} Nah...Actually he can. Here is the relevant section: https://constitution.congress.gov/browse/essay/artII-S1-C5-1/ALDE_00001124/ He became a US Citizen in 2002, when he was 32!
Nope, that age is the limit for president that at least need to be 35.
Elon is a citizen through naturalization
“Whatever the term natural born means, it no doubt does not include a person who is naturalized.”
Amazing that I’m quoting from the same link you provided. At least read it before embarrassing yourself.
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Trader#7245
Jun 3, 2021 9:13pm
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fucking wanker
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