I think Larry Kudlow should be the frontrunner. Peter Navarro is another good one, and I hear Kid Rock is available too.

Bessent lists five finalists for Fed chair job and Trump says decision coming before the end...

Not all of course - those who can afford the $1M admission ticket. So how is this "deal" putting U.S. in a better place than it was before January 20th? All that's being talked about is going back to square one (well, sort of - he's not going to ...

Trump: Signed major trade and rare earth deals; signed peace treaty between Thailand and...

Speaking of cut up... happy Halloween everyone!

Trump calls for Ukraine to be 'cut up' after tense meeting with Zelenskyy

Hmm you don't say, Christine! But, held a mirror up to your own face lately? I'm no ageist, but nothing lasts forever

Lagarde: See signs attractiveness of US dollar is slightly eroding

As a security expert, he's absolutely right. The best way to handle national security is to store sensitive data in cardboard boxes on the personal bathroom's floor - just like those classified docs in Mar-A-Lago, removed from the WH without ...

Trump: We're in a trade war with China

How do we know the speech was in fact written by Waller and not Wall-E?

Waller: Innovation at the Speed of AI

I've got the perfectly ironic metaphor for this occasion: url

Trump: Russian economy is going to collapse

I dunno, maybe a certain island just off the coast of mainland? I mean, there goes your Stargate but at least the farmers will be happy again

Trump: China not buying soybeans is an economically hostile act, considering terminating...

Amateur hour - when will he ever learn to hold out and not shit on your gold plated toilet until after 4 PM ET, so you can shitpost after the options market is closed? I call for establishment of strategic reserve of Imodium!

Trump: China not buying soybeans is an economically hostile act, considering terminating...

We don't need that General Tsao's chicken either - we have KFC! That general was always a failure anyway, we're going with Colonel Sanders (NOT THE BERNIE)!

Trump: China not buying soybeans is an economically hostile act, considering terminating...

But you just bailed out your old buddies in Argentina, why would you do that in times of crisis?

Shutdown starting to affect US economy: Bessent

So what you're saying is - you stand ready to bail out overhyped POS AI companies and speculators in them?

Federal Reserve Can Look Through Tariff-Driven Inflation, Fed’s Paulson Says

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Trump: Will impose a tariff of 100% on China, starting November 1st

Little Donnie really came through for me today - like Milei, I needed a big bailout and he delivered!

Trump: Will impose a tariff of 100% on China, starting November 1st

Why haul it when the thing can be driven on its own power? Might take a bit longer to get there but at least it would have cleared the bridge!

Million-euro 1920 Rolls-Royce clipped by bridge during transit

There are increasingly many who have made the same observation: url

The government shutdown is likely to cement additional Fed interest rate cuts

Did you have AI write this? Cutting the overnight borrowing rate (the only rate within the Fed's direct control) does literally nothing to borrowers ability to pay off their debt, nor does it help the Treasury as a vast majority of US govt debt is ...

The government shutdown is likely to cement additional Fed interest rate cuts

I see no rational connection between the shutdown and interest rate policy. Risk management cut my ass! The Fed can't bail anyone out by cutting by 25 bp, thinking otherwise is wholly idiotic.

The government shutdown is likely to cement additional Fed interest rate cuts

Bessent really meant to say "Elon has been too high for too long" but for whatever reason had a slip.

Bessent: Fed has been too high for too long

And if they don't pay, he'll send out Pam & Kash to do the shakedown. Murica!

Powell: Tariffs Mostly Paid By Middlemen Firms; Notes They Intend To Pass On Higher Costs But...