Just call me Grandma bro. I feel no shame. In fact, one of my childhood friends has recently found out that she is going to be a grandmother. That's the beauty of having children when you are young. Not to mention the fact that you have a lot more ...

What kind of music you hear while you trade?

video hahahahaha 'bout time this thread had some more laughs.

What kind of music you hear while you trade?

You're not that bad. Don't be so hard on yourself ... hahaha video

What kind of music you hear while you trade?

lol ... it's called shyness. Oh, by the way, I wasn't suggesting in my post that you didn't have class and that Jermaine did but I'm sure you knew that. I was referring more to the severe lack of class this thread has had at times. Was your offer ...

What kind of music you hear while you trade?

Ya, it's a little serious in there. You might have to be on your best behaviour ... hahahaha Now this bloke has class. He was on Celebrity Big Brother some years ago. Did his family proud. video

What kind of music you hear while you trade?

Did you notice that I did a bit of a scammer pitch on you in my last post. It's called the "Exclusivity" Factor. Like Madoff. And since this thread is full of rubbish, I thought I'd post something constructive. It's an article about Madoff. ...

I'm a trillionaire

hahahaha I'll throw in an all expenses paid trip to the Bahamas while I am at it. But don't tell anyone, because I haven't got time to trade for every Tom, Dick and Harry. I'm just doing this as a favour for you.

I'm a trillionaire

Can I have a loan? No, wait, would you like to invest with me? I can guarantee you 25% per annum (or was it 30%) and any losses incurred will be topped up from my own funds because, you know, I'm generous like that. P.S. My name is not Jacko.

I'm a trillionaire

Last I heard he was called back to do his real job (being a bankster) and could not discuss forex related matters anymore. It's top secret stuff.

I'm a trillionaire

lol ... are you bored Jay? I tried to raise Papa Platypus from the dead many moons ago when the forum wasn't very entertaining but it seems he is still doing a real job.

I'm a trillionaire

I had this problem also. But, guess what? It was the wrong bank account number. My bank had changed the sort code and account number on me but I hadn't taken any notice of their notifications. As soon as I let Oanda know the right bank account ...

OANDA Discussion

Here you go:

Name just ONE successful forex trader...

If I were you, I'd use some of those profits and get some professional tax advice.

Taxation of FX profits

Very interesting journal. I always find it admirable of people who put it all out there, warts and all. I wish you all the best for the future.

Proof That Ultra Profitable Trading Is Indeed Possible

Okay, I can play this game It's a 1st of the month wind-up is it not? So let me be constructive. I am usually leveraged at 2:1. Sometimes I might go a bit higher but at this very moment I am leveraged at 0.39:1. I don't like my trading to affect ...

200k Account Question

I don't think people are blindly assuming anything. It seems that you do not understand that broker leverage and trade leverage (i.e. your position size) are two different beasts.

200k Account Question