Read it! It’s totally sideways and meaningless. US have fucked themselves. Market wake up!

US-Iran Draft Agreement Reached Via Pakistan Mediation, Expected To Be Announced In Next Few...

100% this is BS

US-Iran Draft Agreement Reached Via Pakistan Mediation, Expected To Be Announced In Next Few...

no diplomacy

US-Iran diplomacy picks up: What’s the latest?

At no point have Iran given an inch re Uranium or Hormuz. It's just the US spinning optimism out of thin air.

The White House is pushing back on this Reuters report. According to someone directly involved...

Nothings changed then. Just propaganda between moments of clarity. How many times must the boy cry wolf.

Iran Foreign Ministry: We are negotiating in good faith, and it is up to the American side to...

And all you have to do is wait 30mins and fade it. Easy money.

Work is underway in earnest to put the finishing touches on the text of an agreement between...

Statement out of the blue that is not contiguous with the status quo. Normally... oh surprise. In this situation....oh that's just more BS. Yet market treats each one like xmas.

Work is underway in earnest to put the finishing touches on the text of an agreement between...

Pathetic human. An emergency interest rate hike will do it, you moral hazard infused fucktard.

Katayama: Ready to take decisive action on forex

What will be sorted? What does "sorted" look like? The best card Iran currently hold is leverage over the strait. They will now want to be paid well for it. I don't understand from what realm people are imagining matters like this get "sorted".

Iranian foreign ministry: Communications with Oman regarding the Hormuz crossing mechanism are...

Market still full of people high on hopium

Iranian foreign ministry: Communications with Oman regarding the Hormuz crossing mechanism are...

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. Plato

Breeden of the Bank of England warns political uncertainty is impacting the business...

he's mentally unwell. Reality keeps upsetting his delusion and invoking action. Note how, when you flow with perfectly with reality, no action is needed.

Trump to Fox: I didn't underestimate anything on Iran

Irony mate. The man is ofc vile. And a direct reflection of modern western society.

Trump: Xi and I agree on trade 'very much

This man has never been defeated or lost face in any endeavor. Truly remarkable man.

Trump: Xi and I agree on trade 'very much

Mentally ill confabulator says….

Trump says China's Xi offered to help on Iran: Fox News

No shit. World is mere months from recession and people are buy the highs in US equities. How do I become another species?

US Mortgage Delinquencies Increase in the First Quarter of 2026

Just words. Only ever just words.

White House Official Confirms Mutual Agreement: Iran Must Not Acquire Nuclear Weapons

I'm fairly confident that Trump suffers with right brain atrophy. As a consequence, he makes things up, unbeknownst even to himself, on the spot, whenever he's asked a question. And yet, we all sit here and doing nothing about it. Suffice it to say, ...

Trump: US-China Relationship Will Be Better Than Ever Before

Will need to buy her flowers first.

UK King Charles: Government will legislate to strengthen ties with the European Union

Your delusion is very well anchored. Try and do anything in Europe now… it’s bonkers expensive.

ECB's Rehn: Inflation expectations are still anchored - BBG