This has been fully priced in for a while now.

White House Near Announcing Janet Yellen as Fed Chairwoman

There's at least one crazy lady already on the Capitol Hill, with full government clearance. Her name is Michelle Bachman.

US Capitol on lockdown after shots fired, CNBC says

That quote is actually a pretty dovish, or neutral, at best, statement. What he's saying here is they would like to see it lower still, in case it's hard for some people to grasp.

RBA Statement by Glenn Stevens: Monetary Policy Decision

Right... higher interest rates do not matter. "We are MS and we're ready to work for you". Keep up the good work.

Tapering isn’t going to crush stocks: Morgan Stanley

Amen to that - Roubini is a joke. If one were to read what he wrote 4-5 years ago, to believe him and to realize that nothing has changed fundamentally since then, then the only rational conclusion would be to stay the course. But this guy ...

'Dr. Doom' Roubini makes case FOR the US economy

Wow, CNN can't even get basic time units right - a microsecond is not one thousandth of a second. It's one millionth, or 10^-6, of a second. Separately, a half-ass NLP parser could make the binary decision pretty quickly (yes, within milliseconds) ...

High speed traders reacted instantly to Fed

I don't think anyone sane is taking the Fed seriously at this point. Instead, it's simply a market risk sentiment indicator, nothing more. QE does nothing for the real economy, long term - even Bernanke knows this, but they are past the point of no ...

FOMC Shocker: No Taper

Yes, common to many liars.

FOMC Press Conference

Someone vouched for you? Wow...

Larry Summers withdraws name from Fed consideration

The future is very merk-y, indeed.

Yen May Plummet to Infinity as Policies Diverge, Axel Merk Says

So why isn't oil $5 lower yet if Syria will be able to get away with genocide?

Stocks and Aussie climb on China and Syria

Non-event, move on. Longer term - China is a house of cards, just watch the episode of Vice on their ghost cities. That's where 7% y/y GDP growth comes from. Take fake data away, and what's left?

China Trade Rebounds in Further Sign Economy Stabilizing

I think this is a bull trap, but trade what you see.

Australia National Accounts: National Income, Expenditure and Product

Here's the only thing you need to know to gauge how out of touch with reality U.S. stock market has become: Facebook's market cap is $100B (yes, with the B), Intel's is $110B.

Multiples Expanding Fastest Since Dot-Com Bubble as Rally Ages

Yes, so long - without the comma.

PBOC may cut RRR, Aussie up - China's Sec Journal

Sounds like a good idea - stimulate lending so more ghost cities can be built to perpetuate the illusion of a double digit growth. What could possibly go wrong?

PBOC may cut RRR, Aussie up - China's Sec Journal

What about the rape of American taxpayers - who's getting arrested for that?

New York Banker Arrested on Rape Charges in East Hampton

Still waiting... stock exchanges need to be completely decentralized just like FX, in order to fix this absurdity.

Nasdaq says trading to resume on all securities at 3:10 NYT

This should provide some support for AUD, but I think there will be plenty of aggressive sellers above 0.9000 capping the upside.

HSBC Flash China Manufacturing PMI

If you want to know how to trade this event, let me tell you: don't.

AUD/USD: Trading The August's RBA Minutes - Citi