MY GOD

Iranian Official denies reports that Iran's Supreme Leader said that uranium must stay in Iran

Please let all this end and we can return to the biden era without so much show-offs.

Work is underway in earnest to put the finishing touches on the text of an agreement between...

Source: The lady at the store told me.

Iran: An Iranian vessel passes through the US blockade - Fars

Screw them, now the price only moves when news comes out because afterwards it just consolidates.

Senior Iranian Source: US Has Shown Flexibility In Ongoing Discussions, Including On Limits To...

Seriously? This crap pulled me out of my EUR/USD sell position.

And here comes the Bank of Japan

Nobody likes that crazy orange pedophile anymore.

Trump’s abrupt U-turn on a plan to reopen the Strait of Hormuz came after backlash from allies

Brothers, I miss Mr. Baiden when everything was peaceful.

Iran is discussing end of war, not nuclear issue - ISNA

-1% I'm going to hell today, I don't want to keep losing.

Iran’s Foreign Minister Araghchi briefs regional counterparts on Iran's stance to end war

Okay now give me back my money.

Democrats urge CFTC to rein in prediction markets sports betting, insider trading

Even though it's Friday, these guys don't respect the rules. Damn.

Iranian diplomatic source told Al Jazeera: Tehran submitted a new proposal to the Pakistani...

But how can this trash move the market?????

UAE decides to exit OPEC and OPEC+ as of May 1 - state news agency

IS THIS GOOD OR BAD????

DOJ expected to drop criminal probe of Fed Chair Jerome Powell amid pressure from senators:...

SOURCE: THE LADY AT THE STORE TOLD ME.

Putin may attend G20 summit in Miami, Kremlin says: IFX

AHHHHHH LA PVT4 QUE LO PARI0 AL TROMPAS ESTE. OTRO STOP LOSS.

Trump: I have ordered the US Navy to shoot and kill any boat that is putting mines in the...

ALSO, I WAS SHORT AND THIS NEWS MADE ME SUDDEN

Iran currently has no plans to negotiate with US Friday: Tasnim

This Carrots guy is a real joke! First he said there wouldn't be any more time for a ceasefire, but now he says he's going to wait three more days. What a meme!

Trump extended Iran ceasefire for 3-5 days: White House to Fox

I KNEW WHAT TIME THEY'D START WITH THEIR CRAZY TWEETS.

Trump: Iran talks ‘possible’ as soon as Friday - NYP

Someone should hack his account and delete it, so he stops posting nonsense.

Trump: Iran doesn’t want the Strait of Hormuz closed, they want it open so they can make $500M...

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT STOP LOSS.

Trump says 'highly unlikely' he extends ceasefire with Iran

GOOD INFORMATION.

Trump: Iran has just announced that the Strait of Iran is fully open and ready for full passage