Of course it's false - he didn't resign. He was stoned to death.

Iranian Journalist says "news that Ghalibaf has resigned is completely false."

That's a nice oil tanker you have there. It would be a shame if something bad happened to it

Trump: I have directed our military to continue blockade, extend ceasefire until discussions...

The missiles falling on the general Iranian population from the sky were not launched by IRGC.

Iran will not attend Wednesday Pakistan talks - Tasnim

Why bother talking? They probably have explosive water drones all pointing at the blockading U.S. Navy fleet, just ready to go.

Iran will not attend Wednesday Pakistan talks - Tasnim

Dead men walking (well, flying first to Pakistan)

Tehran has informed mediators it plans to dispatch a negotiating team to Islamabad today, WSJ...

How is this not the most brazen lie? Are producers just eating $7 a gallon diesel prices and charging their customers the same?

US Producer Price Index - March 2026

As soon as that laxative kicks in!

Trump: Will have strait open fairly soon

I'm sorry to inform you but I win in poetry. Also in rational, dogma-free thinking. I wouldn't be so glib about committing murder, especially a pointless one - they have a new ayatollah anyway. Oh and btw, the "agreement" allows Iran to continue ...

Iran accepted Pakistan's two-week cease-fire proposal. Cease-fire was approved by the new...

Not quite but close. Wrote some IRGC haiku for you: Adorn the drones, In gold. He really likes it, I'm told.

Iran accepted Pakistan's two-week cease-fire proposal. Cease-fire was approved by the new...

They'll send something alright, only it won't be flowers.

Iran accepted Pakistan's two-week cease-fire proposal. Cease-fire was approved by the new...

You have two weeks to load up on your shorts.

Iran accepted Pakistan's two-week cease-fire proposal. Cease-fire was approved by the new...

I mean, it's been 15 years since they harbored a dude responsible for civilian deaths and destruction. Here in U.S. the current White House tenant is actively conducting both as we speak. Your choice?

President Trump aware of Pakistan's proposal on Iran, Iran positively reviewing request

Forget trading. We're so fucked - a blonde bimbo Fox host is the sole window into the "mind" of the president who just threatened an entire nation with genocide.

President Trump aware of Pakistan's proposal on Iran, Iran positively reviewing request

He's talking to the wrong guy anyway. When he gets bibi to sit down with him, I would pay a bit of attention - Trump is merely Israel's patsy. Notice that oil traders aren't impressed either. Short risk, long volatility

Pakistan PM Sharif: I request Trump extend deadline by two weeks, Iran open Hormuz for two...

I know how to achieve a ceasefire. Karoline, you need to get on your knees and help POTUS unbutton.

President Trump aware of Pakistan's proposal on Iran, Iran positively reviewing request

They also accurately pointed out that bears shit in the woods.

BOJ Osaka officials note that a prolonged Middle East conflict could increase the negative...

Trump's diplomacy: I'm here to make a deal but I did bring this loaded shotgun to hold up to your face in case you are not willing to accept all of my conditions.

'Open The F**kin' Strait': Trump Threatens To 'Blow Everything Up' If No Iran Deal By Tuesday

Did POTUS just say "Allah Akbar"?

Trump: I gave Iran ten days to make a deal or open up the Hormuz Strait. Time is running out -...

Tough and smart - much like Kim Jong Un! But we can still defeat it by nuking the hell out of it.

Trump: Negotiations with Iran are going well - Axios

DMing and trolling each other on X isn't exactly diplomacy ya know

Iran's Foreign Minister: What is happening now is not negotiations but an exchange of messages