Sparty on dude! I Spartied a little too much, that's why I work on cars! Maybe this forex thing will work out... (BTW, I had a pretty high GPA before I tanked, not to toot my own horn...)

US Elections

Also, I don't go to sleep at 6pm then wake up to see the London moves at 3am or something, I'm a true insomniac...

US Elections

Okay, as a former student of Political Science at James Madison College at Michigan State University, here is my take on the US elections, really. My only disclaimer besides the fact that I'm a drunk who stays up late enough to watch the London open ...

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With that avatar and post, Fiona, maybe I shouldn't have said what I did in my previous post... I wouldn't want to get booted for flirting (or maybe I might)

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I'm so scared of US politics! Maybe because I live here...

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Okay, here's a crazy thought, I'm contemplating a short on USD/CAD after the Frankfurt/London open tonight if it keeps up its current movement. I was just checking it out again, I've been watching it for 2 weeks, and it's ripe for a short. Holler at ...

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I'm glad I was already out of my trades before I noticed this. Now I have the luxury of thinking about it without any $$ on the line. I don't think I'll open any new trades until later, though...

US Elections

My thoughts as a somewhat seasoned money loser are to sit it out, but to watch charts tommorrow and learn something. It's a bad time to be in the market on anything USD, though. I'm checking the crosses for opportunities, however they will be ...

US Elections

I'm really trying to get the big picture, and taxes are just a part of it. I'm not just seeing the forest for the trees as far as trading, I'm starting to get an aerial view. However, the way the exponential curve works, I don't think I'll see a tax ...

FF Trader Tax Thread

I was $ bull on GBP/USD today and it went my way, then started rising, approaching my stop. I flipped at breakeven, figuring I could get back in if I like what's going on. I think I got psychologically whipped by my trade, though, I may still long $ ...

US Dollar Bull or Bear for the near term (This week)

This is approaching range highs, and I believe all-time highs, at these levels. I was long until now and got out for 83 pips. I might short it when it hits psychotically high levels based on the fundamentals, but I will need a technical reason to do ...

Daily EUR/JPY analysis

I've been reading this astrology thread and it really does look like a short based on moon phases plus the fact that pentagrams have a 108 degree angle, and if you divide 108 by the current price it comes out to be a number that I don't know what it ...

GBPUSD

I really hope it's short time because that's where I am. I have based this on solid analysis that is not so solid. Another classic, hope in one hand and sh&t in the other, which one fills up quicker...

GBPUSD

Damnit! It's half past the monkey's balls and a quarter to his ass and I didn't check the pentagram indicator! If I watch the gypsy tent carnival circus moving average, I may get in a long on Euro before the Star Trek Klingon indicator crosses the ...

Anyone using Astrology, Numerology or Divination methods for Forex?

Okay, now this is a forex analogy. Don't piss on your hands!

Anyone using Astrology, Numerology or Divination methods for Forex?

If, today, I took a shower and washed my hands, my neck, and my penis, what is the difference between me touching my other hand, my neck, or my penis? As long as I don't whizz on my hands?

Anyone using Astrology, Numerology or Divination methods for Forex?

It's all what works, with 3 to 1 risk reward, any kind of dumb sh%t you can come up with works, as long as it's around 50/50. I'm trying to maximize capital appreciation, which is why this thread is so humorous to me. I hope that lots of people ...

Anyone using Astrology, Numerology or Divination methods for Forex?

BTW, airball, My momma didn't teach me to wash my hands after I take a leak, she taught me to not piss on my hands...

Anyone using Astrology, Numerology or Divination methods for Forex?

This Ouija board isn't working so good this week. I need help! All the trades I made based on what they taught me in Economics class worked out, but I think I'm messing up all my hocus-pocus. Maybe I should stop using the Ouija board and try using a ...

Anyone using Astrology, Numerology or Divination methods for Forex?